I really hope they fully cooked that takoyaki I ate....
Could it survive the stomach acid?
this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2024
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And that's why you should never trust an octopus.
You wouldn't see us squid doing anything like that. Ick.
Or, the other way around 😉
New torture method unlocked 🔓🧠🤯
I'm pretty sure there's japanese porn on this exact theme
Not just porn, but classic art by a famous artist. Check out Hokusai's "The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife."
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Flexible enough? Sure.
But will it withstand my stomach acids?
Bro, it lives underwater, in the ocean, where there's sharks and shit. It doesn't care about your stomach acid.
It lives in water with salt. The average ocean pH value is 8.1. It's a brain coated with a thin bit of goo.
My stomach is about 1.5 pH.
You could easily go through a waterslide, but if I change the water to be hydrochloric acid, you're not gonna come out as fresh as you went in. And most skin on the face and body has a pH of between 4.7 and 5.75.
In addition, pH is a logarithmic scale, a pH of 3 is 10x more acidic than pH 4
Holy crap, I never knew that!
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"This is my hole!"
It’s called octopussying and you NORMOS and vegans STAY AWAY from OUR KINKCOMMUNITY (/s)
Pretty sure that's not true...
If they weren't too big or have to swim through all the digestive juices, it would be entirely possible
I mean, some octopodes are pretty small. The real issue is them moving through the GI tract. They might be flexible enough, but propelling themselves forward consistently would be the real feat.
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Hey, if we can make a pencil out of leaves, cephalopods can swim through our GI tract like species 8472 through fluidic space.
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Can it go the other way?
Yes, you can enter an octopus' mouth, wriggle around through its digestive tract, and exit their anus. And when you're done, you can eat the octopus shreds from it popping like a you-filled balloon.
Thanks to you my search history now contains octopus anus.
and call itself calamari
It was originally the colonmari
After sticking a feather in its hat, presumably.
Sounds like the digestive system works
That's just great! Now I want that :(
That beak is going to hurt like a mother, though.
Beaked for your pleasure
No one said it wouldn't be painful lol
TIL what that Coldplay song is about.
The Willie Nelson cover is much better, imo
I have a stomach ache and this is not helping
It's just fully autonomous pipe cleaning.
Not again.
Don't threaten me with a good time.
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