"Why can't you give up untold amounts of money, free time, peace/quiet, lack of stress, and freedom so I can have my grandkids around for a few hours a week? Stop being so selfish."
this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2024
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Also, why don't you want to bring new human beings in a world that we have destroyed, that will struggle when I'll be gone and you'll be powerless to help? So selfish
These are also the people who either disappear anytime their kids need help with the kids, or else were such terrible parents they're the last person on earth their kids would leave alone with their children.
Replace the "or else" with an "and" and you are describing my parents.
I guess saying it’s in my selfish son’s ballsack wouldn’t have the same effect.
Yeah, because all of the pee that’s stored there, right?
But.....that's realistically where they ACTUALLY are. If the grandchild is already inside the daughters overies, that means she's already pregnant. Which means, in order to be selfish, that would mean she's just NOT allowing a 9+ month old child to be born. Like the contractions start, and the mother shoves her hand in, and shoves the kid back up there.
"Oh no you don't! You STAY in there!!! I don't care if it's been 96 months! MOMMIES STILL PREGNANT!!!"
I mean, the kids are neither in a ballsack nor the ovaries.
If you consider a fertilized egg a child, which you shouldn't, they would be in the uterus.
If it's inside an ovary, the mother's going to die.
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My selfish daughter won't go through childbirth, and raise a child to adulthood and beyond in a world that is getting harder to live in so I can be "gran-gran." The bitch. /s
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As a selfish daughter, I think this is hilarious tbh.
But I also have a mother who understands and fully supports my and my partner's reproductive choices and I probably would not feel that way if circumstances were different.
Y'all reacting to this with no context or anything.
I'm sure most of us know someone who would 100% give a sticker like this jokingly to their parent, and the parent thinking it'd be a laugh to slap on the car.
I sure as hell do.
So for all y'all know, this is a joke that you arent in on and getting pissed over.
Waiting for context? In MY internet?!
I will just never understand the desire people have to be in total control of others.
Yes it's my children who are selfish! Never me, couldn't be me at all
I hope he daughter has gone no contact. If you want kids this bad, adopt.
Then just make a new kid yourself, mister/missus, and show you daughter how it's done.
Jesus, this is insane.
You can already imagine what this lady/guy looks and acts like in her/his daily life.
I'd disown her
I feel like there are a ton of assumptions being made in this comment section. When I first saw it I thought it was funny and imagined a much more light hearted relationship between that woman and her daughter.
Someone that places a sticker that unaligned on their car can't be a good person! /s
Wow, the cognitive dissonance of calling your daughter selfish...
Well your generation made housing unobtainable.. Play a stupid game win a stupid prize
And healthcare is exorbitantly expensive.
You mean all this racist objection to common sense healthcare and using housing as an investment vehicle have consequences?
That can't be it. It must be marginalized group's fault. That's the only explanation /s
Maybe you shouldn't have neglected me, slut shamed me, and let my cousins make me strip for all of them at once at 4 years old? (Not you you, OP)
My parents and aunt insisted my cousin and I take a bath together once. To this day I still can't figure out what the hell they were thinking. I didn't want to, but they wouldn't take no for an answer. Basically forced us to do it. I was like 7 or 8. So damned weird. My cousin wanted to, for whatever reason. But I'm not mad at him, he was like 5 or 6.
Plot twist. Daughter is 12
I still have no idea how to pronounce Hyundai.
Hee-un-dai?
Hi-un-dai?
Hunt-dai?
Hu-in-dai?
Hin-dai?
We say “Yan-dai”
Hi-yun-dai is what I've always said, but I've heard that Hyoon-dai is more "official".
It's Hyundai, like Sunday according to their Super Bowl ad
I don't know if I find it more abhorrent that someone would proudly display an opinion so needlessly angry, or that there exists a company that is profiting off these assholes by providing such a miserable sticker.
I'm okay with the print company. It lets us see from a distance what kind of asshole we're dealing with.
Now I want a "my grandchildren are still in my selfish sons huge balls"
Now I want a "my grandchildren are still in my selfish sons ~~huge balls~~" sock
You know what's fucked?
Women can say that babies make their ovaries twitch and that's totally fine.
But if a man says that babies make their dick hard, everyone loses their mind.
What's that all about?
I mean, we don't get off through stimulating our ovaries for one lmao
Maybe you don't.
What the hell did I just read?
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