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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

I was born after the 90s and I have that

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Y'all it's sun exposure from driving. You're just old enough to see the damage.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

I live in Australia and have the same one, checkmate amerocentrists

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago

I've got 2, the freckle has broken containment and is multiplying

[–] [email protected] 16 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Well I've learned one thing from this thread: Either Lemmy is mostly white people or almost everyone else isn't silly enough to to take a photo of their arm.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I wasn't going to because of identifying tattoos, but you goaded me successfully. Besides, I'm extremely proud of my tats.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

How to get a bunch of random people to take a picture of their arm and post it online.

Choice A: ask everyone to post take a picture of their arm and post it

Choice B: Make it completely absurd statement as if it were absolute truth thereby challenging everyone to prove you wrong

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

There was a very fun defcon talk a while back about how easy it is to (among other things) create a convincing set of prosthetic fingerprints from social media posts showing off jewelry or handchecking vapes/guns/knifes/etc.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago

New photo challenge. If you were born after 1990 but are older than 18 {legal rider} and have two x chromosomes, you likely have two large features on your chest.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I have never seen so many forearm pictures in a single place before.

Also I have it too reee.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

My inbox has been almost 100% forearms for 24 hours, and it's still going.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

If you are a 90s kid you have this freckle on your ~~arm~~ boobs

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 40 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

You’re more freckle than human.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I'm one of the day walkers, blonde w/ freckles

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

He's more ginger now than man; twisted and evil.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

WHOAH! Are you sure you're allowed to use that word?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

The cat in the back is blurry. Do you have a better picture of it?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Of course ask and ye shall receive

Also there's a real cute video of orange boy biting in my post history

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Found it. It's from 7 months ago, so I assume that cube is long gone?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

I cycle toys in and out so right now it's in storage. Right now they have a massive felt bag with holes cut out of it. It's a crowd favorite, I have 4 total. 🐱

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

He just looks like that

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

that's freaky

[–] [email protected] 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Wait you’re onto spending

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

Why do you gather us like this bröther?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry was born in the 80s so I don’t have this but have a cigarette burn from when my parent thought the window was open and it wasn’t and tried to flick there butt out the window for it to only go back at me. We laughed it off

[–] [email protected] 11 points 18 hours ago

Remarkably ubiquitous, it would seem, for children of the 80s.

Kids these days will never know the widespread, culturally accepted casual disregard for general safety, as it was. Which is probably for the best.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 18 hours ago

Umm. I guess im really in the era?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

More like, if you were born at any time in history, you have this freckle on your left arm.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 19 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

Was born close to the 90's, have a similar freckle much closer to the wrist. Is the lat 2010's mark on the hand instead?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

Nope! But you did make me look.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Born in 90's freckle confirmed

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Dont you guys remember? We were all there. That's where they put the bees in.

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