The contents of this fridge are disturbing. Dry oatmeal? Goo gone?
this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2024
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My first thought, too. I was wondering if I have been storing my Goo Gone wrong.
I always thought it tasted better chilled.
I want some of that extra creamy redd wi
you cook the oatmeal in milk and water, then use goo gone to dry it out again. rinse and repeat
add 1 rice grain to see what happens
Rice is good when you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
Yeah I used to like rice. I still do, but I used to, too.
It's 7/5 with rice.
5/7. Which is a perfect score.
I'm confused whats going on down there. My belt prevents my pants from sliding off but my pants have belt loops to revent my belt from sliding off. Who's the real hero here?
Why is goo gone in the fridge?
Seems to be working I don’t see any goo in there.
I'm not sure I want to eat anything in that fridge
To keep the goo out
Is that Moo Goo Gone sauce in the back?
I still need to hear someone who eats other people’s lunch try to defend themselves
I'm a poison tester for the king Kurlakobec the Third.
Sounds like your workplace has some abusive power dynamics… You deserve better
I say these lobsters and wine are poisoned and then take them home. Autocracy breeds some useful forms of corruption as lifehacks. On the flipside, I can put snort on their dinner and say it's okay to keep my karma balanced.
I was hungry
You ate, MY SANDWICH?
You should have labelled it
Did you mistake my sandwich for your own sandwich with a moist maker?
Fair.
#unexpectedRimworld
I have a compulsion to grab a marker and change one of those numbers.
9->8 and take a rice corn
No reason to actually take anything.
I'd go out of my way to make that 8 shrimp just for shits and giggles
At least their coworkers know who the vampire is.
Well now you have 7 shrimp and 4,635 rice.
You'll never take me alive.
Hmmm. Is that the East side breakroom?
Why does this meme get reposted so much? I feel like I’ve seen it 4,639 times at this point.
Rice is great when your not very hungry but you want a thousand of something. ~ Stephen Wright
That’s Mitch Hedberg yo
Cursory internet search says your right. I sware I read it on one of Stephen's one liner dumps. Doesn't mean that I'm remembering correctly.
Why you do mitch like that...
You store dry oatmeal in the fridge????? Why???????????
Because even though it's technically shelf stable it'll keep longer if refrigerated.
Bruh how long are you keeping your oat meal?
You’ll finish it long before it goes bad unless you’re eating it at a snails pace.
and lots of tasty styrofoam bits for extra seasoning