Is this another bear versus man thing except we replace the bear with a machine and the man with a creepy fucking masked maniac who's clearly more of a threat than a bear in the woods would ever be?
this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2024
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Ranking from most to least scary (when encountered in the woods)
- Skeletal animatronic facsimile of a man
- Man with an Elvis mask
- Man
- Bear
Stick actual Elvis at the top of that list please
As the old saying goes, Practice makes perfect!
The selfie is honestly not creepy at all, it kinda works too well
With the crummy image quality, you couldn't really tell anything is amiss without being told.
Yeah I didn’t notice until I read the post lmao
This in no way reminds me of anyone at all... la di da.
Except Dwight Schrute from The Office, ofc, and nobody else, surely.
Why would you want to ruin a perfectly good animatronic Elvis like that?
Oh 'shit, here come's an 'S!
Lmfao
You know those real doll things lmfao
You do this lmfao with those and the hair lmfao
God damnit I'm not sane am i
Being incoherent and insane are two different things, but you do you Katy the penguin of doom.