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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Notice how the shit they are peddling to scam their followers is getting more desperate.

It went from NFTs, shoes and bibles to straight up booze.

Next up, Trump Onlyfans?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm going to make you sicker: imagine Trump playing with his nipples while yelling about how the election was stolen...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

JFC, really, Squid? It's too early in the morning for that. 😆

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Trump Onlyfans

Lots of pee tapes, and women who look like his daughter.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

They have been drop shipping freedom beer since at least the chuds were chucking their Keurigs off balconies

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Shirtless guy on the can full of presumably cum. Definitely not gay

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You are a true hero

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Trump said the Hulkster has a great looking can 😏

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

One washed up celeb endorsing another. So weird.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The crab bucket effect is when people try to prevent others from escaping a bad situation.

What's the opposite of that, where bad people try to lift each other up in ways such that almost nobody would want any of them to succeed?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

The Tower of Crabel?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I learnt it as the monkeys in a cage analogy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It's desperation before the curtain closes for them forever.

Dumpy is old enough that it's almost time.

Hoagie aint too far off either given that he's in his 70s and very tall, which tends to give you health issues as you get older.

It really is desperation. There's a reason why this wasn't going on in 2016-2020 for the most part. Only after losing the election did truth social come out (2022.) The money grab bible also came in 2021, after he lost.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It looks like a PBR holiday edition or something.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

It comes pre-skunky.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I was in an elevator and ran into Gene Upshaw, the great guard from the Oakland Raiders. Big Gene raised his finger up and looked at me and said, 'You boys need to form a union. ' I tried to do it and it was Hulk Hogan that ratted me out to Vince McMahon and subsequently I was fired and lost my job.

-Jesse Ventura on Hulk Hogan

Killing unions, a true American Patriot. A wrestler's Union could have literally saved lives.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

You can see why he loves Trump.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Terry Bollea is an asshole.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

And a union busting traitor who betrayed his best friend Jesse 'The Body' Ventura

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's a pretty gay logo. Why are conservatives always fawning over muscular men?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't schlubbing for brands while campaigning for president illegal?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

We're talking about a guy who shilled products in the oval office if there aren't consequences it doesn't matter.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

His brother died from alcoholism and he claims he's never touched a drop of the stuff.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I never heard of that. He lies about everything else though. It would explain his Diet Coke fixation.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

His claim that he's never drank any alcohol might be exaggerated, but if he were lying about not drinking in general, somebody would've leaked it by now.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All I know is that, according to Wikipedia, Freddie Trump's alcoholism was so bad by 1970 that his wife made him leave their home and got Trump Sr. to agree to change the locks. And Donald was only 24 by then. I could definitely see him being against the whole idea of alcohol by the time he got to his teenage years if it was that bad by then. Donald is eight years younger than Freddie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Trump_Jr.#Alcoholism_and_death

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That would require dickbag trump to have the ability to discern consequences from actions, which he does not have.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I guess I don't know him as well as you do.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

He sounds like a drunk uncle every time he talks. Dude probably has wet brain and doesn't need to drink to be drunk anymore.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

He claims a lot of stuff and it always ends up being untrue.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah the guy that puts ketchup on burned steaks and doesn’t drink knows a quality beer.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Real American beer should have Mankind / Mick Foley on it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Andre the Giant, other than the fact that he was French, but we will give him honorary USA citizenship.

Hell the French are better at protesting and replacing their government than we are at this point.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Left France, wrestled for the WWF, starred in Hollywood movies, fought Arnold Schwarzenegger in one of those movies, ate 12 steaks in a sitting, could drink over 100 beers on a night out, took up two seats on an airplane.

I think he actually died of being too American.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Was he in any movies other than "Inconceivable! : The ~~Musical~~ Screenplay"?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Nothing more American than claiming French things are ours

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

They put nasty light in a weird new can

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

real american beer is just Canned sparkling water

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

No it isn't. I like canned sparkling water with the unsweetened fruit flavors.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The first time I saw the can I thought he was holding a mop or broom. I don’t know why.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The Champion of Beers sounds a heck of a lot like the Champagne of Beers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I don’t take beer advice from teetotalers and I don’t know why anyone would