Probably because the plastic surgery of her face is so tight she cant see any clear pictures anymore
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One has skin way too loose for his face and another has it way too tight. Amazing
Looks like a bee stung her lip.
My friend describes plastic surgery as grabbing the back of the face and stretching it really tight then using a baggie clip to hold it there Like that one episode of the Simpsons where Homer lost a ton of weight and had to deal with the stretched skin
For the record, as the resident Raider fan of Lemmy, this lady was sat next to MD at one of the games. They aren't dating, and she's currently pregnant with another man's baby. The media already tried to say it was his baby. She denied that and said the father was some baseball player.
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You know who has a haircut like that? People who are surrounded by nothing but sycophants and yes-men who never give a true and unsolicited opinion like "Dude, you look like your mom whipped out a flowbee and a bowl?"
You'd be surprised. Marks hairdresser is on the record saying she's tried to talk him into literally any other haircut
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Billionaire: gimme the friar cut
Barber: got you fam
Just kidding he probably cuts it himself with a bowl to save a few bucks
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TbF I also haven't heard of the raidersmark Davis. With that haircut I would have assumed probably not a billionaire and it's a pretty good smile.
Do you think it’s pronounced raiders-mark, or raider-smark? Ugh, if I meet him I’ll just guess and then mis-accent billionaire to see if I can pass it off as a joke.
Yeah there is a chance, albeit small, that he paid another person to do that to his hair on purpose, which is crazy, but just the right kind of crazy for a billionaire.
There are probably no straight shooters around you for miles with this kind of money. Everyone tells him he looks great. I bet no one ever has said, "bro, you trippin'?" to this guy. Sometimes we need that.
They are both fucking weird looking
Hell yes. I hate those injected balloon lips that have become popular thanks to Instagram and Kardashians.
Oh great therewasanattempt has infected lemmy a place where you can post literally anything as long as you make the attempt
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how you gonna be a billionaire and still use a bowl for your hair
go to a damn barber
hard to make that flesh sack look good, but it could be better
You don’t become a billionaire by spending all your money
But fr tho that hair is wrecked
Yeah! You become a billionaire by disproportionately profiting off the backs of people you exploit!
Also, a ton of other unethical and sociopathic tactics!
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If I was a billionaire I would have a trainer, a chef, and a stylist.
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that's the face of a guy who surrounds himself with people he pays to tell him he doesn't look like a gone-horribly-wrong high school science experiment involving bumphead parrotfish and hydrofluoric acid
Apparently his father was a pretty cool guy, advocated for civil rights by refusing to play in cities with segregation.
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That's some reeeal old money phrenology.
...you know - because of the obvious rampant inbreeding.
So she's greedy and has no self-respect. Good to know.
Just crunched some numbers. This dude is worth 2.3 billion. If he spent HALF of his money on $100 haircuts, he could afford 11.5 million haircuts.
If he got a haircut every minute, it would take almost 22 years to get that many haircuts.
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They look like terrible plastic caricatures of humanity
Lol at the comments talking about how awful she looks. The shallowness aside, I'd be very happy to have a girlfriend who looked like that.
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God, I am so enticed with his smile, the elegant gap between the top fronts, the subtle off-white coloring...
I'm drawn to his smile because his haircut is herding me away from the top of his head like a cocaine-fueled collie.
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Silly girl thought he was a lowly multi billionaire
Also, If I were a single notable billionaire I'd probably do EXACTLY THAT TOO.
Gold diggers are the norm when you have Platinum cash.
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What business have a man, an elf and a dwarf in the Raidersmark?
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