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[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
  • Kidney Stones
  • High Blood Pressure
  • Paranoid Schizophrenia
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Drain Health

Drain Intelligence

Drain Fatigue

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Better than damage attribute tho, cuz who the fuck carries around restore attribute potions - can't even find the damn things for sale most of the time

oh wait this is Oblivion not Morrowind, probably fine

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But… restoring fatigue gives fatigue back to you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It messily devours fatigue

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Those didn't work for me, instead I got:

  • kidney stones
  • shaky hands
  • anxiety
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

This is bi erasure!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
  • Lesbianism (Amphibian)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Suspicious stew

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In all new flavors like SHOCKLATE and GUN

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

POWERTHIRST

ITS LIKE CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN

ITS CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN

POWERTHIRST IS CRYSTAL METH

[–] mikyopii 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Did anyone else just buy all the ingredients from the potion shop, make a million health potions, and then sell it back at a profit?

You could break Oblivion very easily.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Its similarly possible in Skyrim because Potion Ingredient Value and Number of Effects are the factors to determine price, so a seemingly useless 3 effect water breathing potion can break the market.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This alone makes me want to play oblivion I love games where you can do stuff like this

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Heart palpitations

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

At the risk of being a damp scrib, that's ingredient effects, rather than potion effects.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Red Bull gives you wings. Ask Fatman Scoop.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Red Bull is fine. But Monster messes with the chemicals in my body somehow.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Red Bull is also twice as expensive. You get used to the jitters eventually. :p

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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