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‘This is not your normal masturbation’: Artificial intelligence comes to male sex toys
(english.elpais.com)
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"Devices like this are like walking down routes you usually drive.“
This makes it sound like the skinjobs from Blade Runner. As if potholes weren’t enough to deal with, now I have to swerve around rogue sex toys?
Sounds a bit wank to me.
Yeah well, I still jerk off manually
Stay analogue, stay free!
Just imagine if one became sentient and just gave you a disapproving glare! Proper turn in, right,
Mine just keeps leaving scathing reviews of me on Tripadvisor.
You don't want to see what it is saying about you on ThrustPilot!
"Oh God no! It absorbed the lingo "smash" into its matrix and is now suggesting everyone take a hammer to their genitals!"