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Police in Kentucky are looking for a man who has defecated on the same porch multiple times over the past week for no apparent reason.

Louisville Metro Police say they have received three police reports about the alleged “porch pooper,” who’s since gained lots of attention online after doorbell videos of him have been posted on Reddit and Instagram.

The homeowner, who did not want to be identified, being targeted by the so-called porch pooper said he first noticed something was up on Tuesday.

“I went out to my front porch that morning and noticed what I thought was cat poop,” he said.

The homeowner said he cleaned it up and checked his Nest doorbell camera from the night before and that’s when he realized it certainly wasn’t a cat.

“Not only did he defecate, but he also urinated on our welcome mat,” he said.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well the first time was an accident, but the second time was for fun. Then accident, fun, fun, another accident, three funs in a row, then he was doin it for the homeowner

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I found the Butt-ler!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You don't think the homeowner was tired of his shit?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Serial pooper? I poop in parallel like any professional..

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Wow, that takes talent

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I find myself inexplicably siding with the poop guy and fabricating in my head just how much the house guy deserved it. I don't know why I'm inherently siding with the poop guy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Odd to see so many people on Team Porch Pooper.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Definitely seems like a personal vendetta, and I've never wanted to shit on the porch of someone that was nice and cool to me. Although I did shit in the weed dealers yard one time. That was an emergency

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't think the weed needed fertilizer that bad..

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

We've all been there!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Shit just works like that here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

So did I, I was just two afraid to say it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

DON'T PUT IT OUT WITH YOUR BOOTS TED

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

DON'T TELL ME MY BUSINESS, DEVIL WOMAN! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, THIS ONE'S OUT OF CONTROL!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

What kind of shit crime is this?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is this the result of that thread where the guy was moving out of state and wanted to prank his ass hole neighbors?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's definitely asshole-related.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm surprised the camera didn't pick up the movement

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Say it loud and say it proud...

THE MOVEMENT

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

It's motion-detecting.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

“He called shit poop!”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Thanks Kentucky 🫡

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

That is weird man. Shoud go straight to hell.