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[–] GetOffMyLan 62 points 2 months ago

My friend works at a fast food place. You wouldn't believe some of the stuff they've had to deal with. People are disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago

You've never worked retail, have you?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It's the DivX logo in the corner that gets me.

[–] cheddar 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I had to double check which year it's today.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

In my experience, the "NO" figure should be bent over a bit more in order to project onto the wall behind the toilet as well as the ceiling above. No better memory of working retail than going up to my boss and explaining why I needed to know where the spare ceiling tiles were.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Reminder to anyone still working retail: if your job description isn't "janitor", you don't need to clean that up. It's a biohazard and they can pay more expensive people with better equipment to do it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Reminder to you that bosses can and will ask you to do things that are not your job. And since you need money for rent and food, you will have to do it. Otherwise, they will probably get rid of you, and will find a plausible legal reason.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You have never cleaned bathrooms if you wonder about the source of this sign.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

You have never worked in a public building if you wonder about the source of this sign.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I worked at a grocery store growing up. One time I had to throw away my shoes when I got home.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I cleaned them for 2 years in the mids 80s. (Restaurant across from a mall in a big city) I never saw shit outside of the bowl.

Women’s was always way ~~better~~ worse than the men’s.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Retail. The horror stories my better half tells will make your skin crawl.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The problem is the sort of person this applies to will respond:

"That sign won't stop me because I can't read!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

"I'm picto dyslexic."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Are you aware of the legendary Ryan's Steakhouse story?

Hell, that thing might be an urban legend, but it's supremely well written and if I was in graphic design, that story alone would probably lead me to thinking that selling signs like this would be a good idea.

If you haven't heard it, a web search for "The Steakhouse incident" (with quotes) or "macaroni beef toilet story" (no quotes) will probably turn up yet another re-hosting of it.

For the lazy, here's one I found just now: http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Manager: This looks like a job for THE HOSE

Lmao

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Now I want some big fat yeast rolls. Nobody else does them quite right.

Yep, that's my takeaway from that.

Oh, also the JATO Guy story.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I haven't seen this since the late 90s / early 00s!!! Thanks for this!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Oh I know exactly what caused this.

The women who hover instead of sitting on the toilet, and leave their pee all over the seat because they are absolutely without empathy for anyone else on the face of the earth. If you are so OCD you cannot touch the seat, for fuck's sake at least kick it up out of the way with your foot.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (4 children)

This is great. I literally am taking my morning constitutional at work and took this photo to post here.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Having seen the occasional superfunded chain restaurant men's room, I know for a fact this sign is needed, and yet probably won't help. I have to imagine the kind of person who will do that to a restroom, and leave it that way, isn't going to see this sign and say "OOOOOH that makes sense. I was totally gonna do that until I saw this sign."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Truly a shitpost.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Ever been on a road trip?

In my mind, I think it starts with one rogue fleck or dribble, causing the next person to avoid and hover slightly, which produces lower accuracy yet, causing the next person to hover even further, which keeps compounding until you eventually get the shitter who actually purchased and ate one of the rotating bubbling skin hot dogs at a previous gas station, and then you get what you're seeing here.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I saw this in a Japanese convenience store. Makes you wonder.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In some countries the toilets are sort of embedded in the floor and you squat over them. There's some evidence that this is a healthier way to poop. But if you've only ever squatted in your life a toilet might be as confusing as the three shells.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Why did they feel the need to depict a prolapsed butthole 🤢

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I've never seen the aftermath of a shotgun spray, but I have seen a giant oatmeal loaf on the seat before. It's part of why my old job stopped letting truck drivers use our bathrooms.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I was in a large open plan office a decade ago with a density clearly higher than the 3 cubicles in the toilet facilities could handle. Somebody with little regard for basic human decency, murdered the shit fairy and their family in two of the 3 cubicles. Words cannot describe the scene that greeted a prospective cubicle user. Imagine 300kg black forest gateaux with pieces of corn distributed throughout being put through a wood chipper. It was quite frankly both terrifyingly grotesque and strangely skillful. I called property services who to their credit promptly sent up somebody to investigate. I saw them enter, loudly say "Fuck their mother in the arse!" and leave dry heaving into their cleaning cart. Photos were taken and emailed around to all male employees stating that the "...rancid fecal matter will be genetically tested to determine age, race and dietary preference of the individual involved!!!" Total bullshit of course, funny as hell though. We had our suspects but nobody fess'd up. I faked having a colostomy bag after that just so I could use the ambulant toilets. But that's a story for another time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Having worked as a dishwasher in a chain restaurant, whose job it was to clean the bathrooms in the middle of the day after a busload of septuagenarians have done pretty much this: Yes, yes we absolutely need this sign.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you work in any job where you have to clean restrooms you know

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

If you just go to a public restroom you know.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Women or teenagers.

The two most probable causes.

Edit: Some of y'all have never cleaned a women's bathroom and it shows.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

seems pretty self explanatory to me

[–] JackbyDev 3 points 2 months ago

I saw someone say they have IBS and hover and have bad aim.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Friday night at the club

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You don't do this? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

sorry

just another friday

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

This never gets old.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

In middle school we had a kid that routinely smeared shit over the entirety of the stall he used; i totally understand them for putting up that sign

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I think I don't want to know

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