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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you look into the middle, there already seems to be something there.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh, so that's what the J. stands for.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I think this is his child. You know how, like, how his running mate has a thing for his own daughter? Ol’ JD has a thing for his uncomfortable chair youngin.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I see where ASUS got their gaming router design inspiration from

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't understand where this gaming aesthetic originates from. But it's its own, consistent, distinct style.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

It looks how we told ourselves the future would look in games like Quake, Halo, and Half Life

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Put it on the wall, it will distract the other spiders living in your moms basement.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Biblically accurate

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I didn't know spiders got that big in Canada

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

"What kind of chair do you want?"

"Just whatever makes sense"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Just a joctopus jussy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

So the prophecy is fulfilled

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I miss Jenna

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Crotch jhair

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Someone defeated a well dressed floormaster

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

these giant mfs in elden ring :l

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Also, one of the new sorceries

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Oh I've got it! Just what I needed

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Weirdly compelled to construct and then climb into the joctopussy jair. Is this what being driven mad into an Old One cult feels like?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I bet there's always some spare change in the pockets.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

So what if you put pants on a facehugger? Asked no-one!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago