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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That is so cruel to even SUGGEST!

Poor worm would STARVE in Cheeto's head cavity!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

The original brain worm actually did starve in RFK

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Trump could honestly use the restorative powers of a Goa'uld given what he looks like at the moment.

Also, if I had to pick, I would probably prefer Goa'uld rule to be honest.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Maga, kree!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lol, that was an unexpected reference.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Was it? When I read the tweet I was actually suprised this wasn't posted in some Stargate shitposting community!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (3 children)

are we sure trump doesn’t already have one?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I came here to say exactly this. Granted, I don’t think Trump is an eat roadkill and questionably sourced pork kind of guy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

His brain worms are more discerning.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

The poor thing probably died from cocaine overdose

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It tried to escape after his assassination attempt, which is why he wore the ear-bandage for so long.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

So, sorta like in Animorphs when Visser 3 wants a new host body?

[–] emptyother 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I realize this post is 3 weeks old and Animorphs is basically ancient...

... but ... did any one in the books, at any point, make a beef yeerky pun?

[–] emptyother 2 points 2 months ago

Too long, I cant remember. But it would be criminal if Marco didnt ever say a single beef yeerky pun.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Holy shit, an Animorph reference. Today is gonna be a good day.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

My thoughts exactly

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

I hear the worm is three feet long and takes nearly a minute to pass to a new host. Loud slimy wet sounds occur the whole time up to several yards away. Reports of inaudible ultrasonic squealing was picked up by more specialized instruments including the occasional clicks and buzzes. Its unknown how they communicate with the swarm at a long distance however, but their collective behavior is unnerving to say the least.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Adults can’t leave their host, you have to use a baby from a mature female.

A Ceti Eel from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, being held down so a baby eel can be extracted from its back.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Don’t blame me, I voted for brain worm.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Usually parasitic worms are spread ass to mouth.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So how does that apply to two people who are talking out of their ass?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

An intermediary or two

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

It's dead jim. I'm not a magician!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

🎶 Previously on BrainDead! 🎶

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

They are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it