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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

"hey hun i've got an exciting business opportunity for you!!1!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To me this basically says are you the kind of person to deal with a problem or pass it on to someone else

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It doesn't seem like the problem in question is yours to begin with though. Maybe the train will get stopped or people will get released.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The main problem with this is: is there a finite number of people? and if I pass it on do I count as part of the pool that will end up on the tracks?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I don't have to be a soldier on anyone's ethical recursion war, so since the default position is set to kill 1 person, that gets done by the problem itself and the whole thing is solved without me having to do anything.

As a further bonus, now the lever people on the next branches are free to get out of the levels and go release the other prisoners.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Sounds like TikTok challenges. Oh boy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

por qué no los dos

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