Then why did the wasp go in her shirt?

Fuck this wasp propaganda trying to justify their illegal war on humans.

I was playing my Gameboy at a picnic table. No food. Bastard stung my elbow. Fuck wasps and fuck anyone that defends them.

Get off the computer, you filthy wasp.

Who gave wasps access to the internet?

As if stealing my food is supposed to justify it.

I agree. There is always a reason. And with wasps that reason is "fuck you, I'm a wasp."

Literally outside eating a peach with a wasp harassing me while reading this.

I’ve said it a million times and I’ll say it again:

FUCK WASPS

Wasps generally won't fuck with you, but here's a pro tip.

It's been shown that they can recognize and remember human faces. No idea how they have enough wetware for that kind of pattern recognition, but whatever.

So, do not look at them! And for damn sure don't wave your arms about. If they think you're any sort of threat, it's game on.

Had a nest over my front door for months and they didn't hassle me or my pig, and we went in and out that door frequently. Pointedly ignoring them worked, but I finally nuked the nest so none of my friends would get stung.

nature does not owe you safety

Saying the wasp didn't do it out of malicious intent doesn't imply it's the victim's fault for being stung. That sucks, I bet it hurt. 💔

I'm assuming there is a lot of regional variation here, the wasps near my house have never caused much trouble, they just eat dead mice and large grasshoppers. One even let me pet it recently. We did end up nuking a nest inside the garden hose box a few years back, but I doubt the wasps chose a problematic location intentionally.

Ryan George made me better understand why wasps do that