this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I bet she drinks prune juice

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Prune juice is fire and no one can convince me otherwise

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I would drink that stuff if it didn't make me poop so bad. It's delicious.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That is what makes it a warrior's drink! If you cannot conquer your bowels, how can you hope to conquer your enemies?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

By conquering my enemies bowels!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

When we were kids, my mom bought it to help her poop, figuring we kids wouldn't want a weird pooping drink. She realized her err as we drank it all, and complained kids aren't supposed to like prune juice.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I bet she'd be a kickass klingon actually.