As much as we rag on koalas for being dumb as shit... they sure know how to relax
this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2024
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Ignorance is bliss.
Brain smooth, stress just slide right off.
AY YO BITCH! MY DICK HERE!
Sorry Mr. Koala, but I ain't no hollaback girl.
That's koalas
Big K o a l a s
That's koalas!
Big K O A L A S!
That's not a dating strategy, that's a freaking totem spirit animal!
And he's looking so incredibly comfortable on his branch.
Being stupid, fluffy, permanently buzzed from your only source of food, and probably having chlamydia is the lifestyle we all should strive for.
Hot boy summer 🤷
“Hey Shazza, wanna root?”
“U up?”
Ain't nothin wrong with that!
I've seen enough videos of rapey koalas to know that they sure as hell do pursue females.
You what?
Just watch a koala documentary and it may well be in there.
Koala sex offender registry ftw
Just waiting for a mate.