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Added info: Both offer it to you willingly and happily. Is bulbasaur fruit vegan? Squirtle obviously used water gun which shoots outta its mouth.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can I pass and get the banana things from a Tropius instead?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I have decided they will be plantains

[–] RagnarokOnline 7 points 3 months ago

As long as you can rinse the fruit first with potable water first, then I choose that one. Turtles got salmonella, so I ain’t drinking no squirt :/

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Shouldn't the fruit come from a post-Venosaur evolution that is triggered by beedrill or butterfree pollinating it?

Either way I'll go with the fruit. It's no more gross than eating chicken eggs. Meanwhile who knows where squirtle gets the water, it's probably sea water.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

One most not think too hard, might crease up ones brain. Keep it nice and smooth.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

pauses in the middle of eating smoked charmander tail

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

It NEVER occurred to me that Bulbasaur grew fruit. I'll take it ☺

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Can I do both?

Is bulbasaur fruit vegan?

No, I'm pretty sure it's about consciousness rather than exact genetics. An alien cow wouldn't even be a eukaryote, cladistically, but they still couldn't drink moon milk. (I'm just vegetarian)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Oh why would you remind me of that.