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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

If I were C++, I'd wear my pants like that. Pants are pulled over both ends of the uppercase C with one leg going to each of the plus characters.

On the opposite ends of the plus characters I'd put my shoes obviously.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

You didn't even finish

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I will allow this.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago

The code is stored in the balls.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Prudes....

Java's Duke just stands there, fully nude and is giving NullPointerException fucks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

This is so stupid it’s great

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I needed this to save my stressful week. thank you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Jrogramming in Jee Plus Plus: A Pragmatic Guide to the 1999 "JnCo" Standard

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Asking the real questions

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

C wears the pants of the family.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I guess this would depend on if C++ has multiple personality disorder.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Haha, I know this artist from something VERY different.