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[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The wall thing wouldn't work because once a mime talk, all the elements created by the mime dissappear. It should have gesture the rouge to come in to work.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

That would actually make an interesting combat mechanic. You have to maintain concentration on not making any sound. The bigger the mime'd object or the higher complexity the more concentration is required.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

It can also work in a meta level, we're tou can't talk to anyone on the table an need to communicate by mimething.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Bard defeated by tickling.

[–] ICastFist 5 points 3 months ago

The mime only talked before miming the wall ;)

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago

Mr. Mime playing DnD

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Fun fact: a level 14 Creation Bard can create a loaded antimatter rifle. Arguably, they could do it at level 3. Since it doesn't have a value, it certainly doesn't have a value of more than 20 times the bard level in gp. The problem is that it's not clear if you can count that as one object.

Also, Creative Crescendo mentions channeling power from the Song of Creation, but nothing about actually singing it. And it's not a spell with a verbal component. I see no RAW reason you wouldn't be able to use it by miming.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Here's a technical question. Is the antimatter fired in a stream, as a projectile, or contained within a projectile? Because I would think that if it's not held in an EM field after it leaves the barrel, it would just interact with the air it's passing through and detonate. Or is it just hand waved with the usual magic and bullshit explanation?

Because while I can understand the use of antimatter weapons in the (mostly enough) vacuum of space, the idea of firing it in an environment filled with ordinary matter strikes me as unwise. What does the antimatter only annihilate on contact with normal matter of the same element? That is to say, for example, does carbon only annihilate with anticarbon and no other substance, or will any ordinary matter react explosively with any antimatter?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

From what I understand antimatter and matter react at the individual particle level and as far as we can tell they need their corresponding particle to react with.

i.e. Positron - Electron Proton - Anti-proton Neutron - Anti-Neutron

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

The charged ones would likely have little trouble finding their counterparts. Especially the positrons, maybe electron shells would prevent anti-protons from getting to protons.

I'm curious how stable anti-neutrons are in a matter world (and how free neutrons behave, for that matter). Does anything stop them from just joining the first atom they happen to get close enough to? And how long before they get close enough to an atom if they do, in say Earth's atmosphere?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Yes, for the (anti-)electrons. Antiprotons and neutrons should be able to annihilate as well, and vice versa. They are composite particles made of (anti) up and down quarks, so processes like antiproton (anti u anti u anti d) + neutron (udd) -> photons + pi- (anti u d) ( + pi0 maybe) could happen. The pions are short-lived particles called mesons, made of a quark and an antiquark.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I vaguely remember the idea of firing a powerful laser in the trajectory of the projectile before sending it out. Presumably the laser will turn air molecules into plasma and get them out of the way. Maybe this was for rail guns where individual remaining ions are of less concern.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

There is a long range tazer design that uses this principle. It uses a tiny burst laser to plasmify the air, which then becomes the conductor for the electrical payload to the target.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I have no idea what book y'all are talking about, but does it specify that the rifle projects antimatter in any way? Maybe it uses antimatter in place of chemical propellant to fire a slug really fast? (and some handwavey technomaterial to contain the pressure)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fortunately there's an invisible wall between the rogue and the bard.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The rogue must have perfect hearing if he could make out the sound of a gun being loaded through a wall.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Or for hearing a silent art form.

But below-average eyesight should work.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Kinda like a silent green lantern

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've seen a homebrewed college of mimes before with this ability (effectively wall of force) and some other cool things. It has been years though, so I doubt I could find it again.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This site warns about browser incompatibility with Firefox, wtf.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I know. I see this as a acknowledgement of their incompetence.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

AKA: IDK how to be a proper website developer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

That is exactly it!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm playing a campaign where all of the PCs are multiclass bards and this exact concept exists as a homebrewed magic system called "fantasia-kinematics". The most powerful magic users in the setting are practitioners of it.

I was like 90% sure our GM came up with it himself. Great minds think alike I suppose.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 3 months ago

Cringe is real