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More confusion for recruiters (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Make it strongly statically typed. Dictionaries and lists must have all their items of the same type. For extra confusion.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Even better: make it purely functional

[–] dwraf_of_ignorance 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Even betterer: make it MOP(Monad Oriented Programming). IYou pray to a supreme being monad till your program works.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago
  • require compilation
[–] sukhmel 3 points 2 months ago

And tuples should have the same types inside. And dictionary keys should have the same type as that dictionary's values 😈

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

It already exists: https://pyscript.net/. See also: https://github.com/kkinder/puepy.

P.S: I'm affiliated with neither projects

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

With blackjack and hookers.