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[–] [email protected] 208 points 5 months ago (3 children)

This is based as far as I can tell.

It's a bummer how killing strangers for your government is glorified.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 5 months ago (3 children)

It's a bummer how killing strangers for your government is glorified.

It's definitely more palatable when the strangers you're killing are nazis

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago

I can agree that there's been an extremely minuscule amount of justifiable war in an endless number of wars.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But the story in the greentext takes place in 1932, before the Nazis even got into power in Germany.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yeah I’m struggling to come up with the war anon could be referring to…

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Japan was invading China.

But this is clearly fake and connected to the month of June.

Anon probably read a story about this happening and assumed the heir of the protagonist. Then used online for attention and group feedback on his projection that hiding in a cave is somehow based.

They are probably in that cave right now.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

except they mostly weren't

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's a bummer how killing strangers for your government is glorified.

Killing for yourself: Government will track you down, kick your door in and throw you in prison and maybe send you into the death row.

Killing for your government: Government will provide training, shelter, equipment, pay you and award you medals.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

Killing for your government: Government will track you down, kick your door in and throw you in prison for refusing to.

Fixed thar for you :P

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[–] cheddar 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Tribalism. Our tribe is good, their tribe is bad. If you are not with your tribe, you are a traitor, so people are pressurized into this, and start believing lies about our glorious pride and wise leaders.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago

Probably a cooler picture than Stanhope appreciates, but:

[–] [email protected] 128 points 5 months ago (3 children)

War is for pussies

Real men talk out their problems without violence

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Sometimes war is brought to your door.

Recent ones: Gaza. Ukraine.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yeah

Started by fucking pussies

Defense isn't war.

War masquerading as defense is for fucking pussies

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Defense can still be war.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

War is two sides fighting. By and large one side is always on defense. By your strange definition of war, it would only be when two sides simultaneously agree to attack each other because they each decided to conquer the other at the exact same moment.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Because that worked out so well in this exact case, Neville Chamberlain?

[–] ChairmanMeow 11 points 5 months ago

Hitler was too big of a pussy unfortunately.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You turn the corner to see a skinhead beating your dad with a baseball bat. You have a gun. Walk us through your next moves.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Based. Put the people who declared the war on the frontline.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (4 children)

That's often the case when it's a battle over shit like oil but for instance when Germany attacked Poland, it's the Poles' primary responsibility to fight for what is theirs. "Let the people who declared war be on the front line" okay well in this example that's Germany and you're going to lose everything your family ever worked for.

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 5 months ago

I'm going to go with based. I would not have wanted to be a conscript with the rank of private in any army at this time period. You'll be badly treated disposable cannon fodder and you'll be stuck in that situation until the war ends, until you get taken prisoner, until you desert, or until you died.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 5 months ago (17 children)

Can be pussy and based. And based on the world war death tolls, there's a very high chance OP would never have been born otherwise

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

My grandfather did the exact same thing. But he was in conquered France and did it to avoid being drafted by the Nazis.

Edit: There were also a stories of other people in the village finding other ways to avoid the Nazi draft. One of them pretended to be deaf and managed to avoid falling for a few tricks the Germans played on him in an attempt to expose him, such as dropping a coin behind his back. Another one reported to the draft medical examination after purposefully biking over an insanely long distance. When he arrived he was completely exhausted and the doctor deemed him too anemic for military service. All of those in the village who couldn't dodge the draft were sent as cannon fodder on the eastern front and never returned, except for one "lucky" individual who lost a leg.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The only thing more based would be fragging his Nazi CO.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

The Emu War (or Great Emu War)[2] was a nuisance wildlife management military operation undertaken in Australia over the later part of 1932

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

Grandpa was right...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

On the internet, no one knows that you are a giant bird

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There has been tons of conflicts occurring every year since the beginning of human civilization

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Humans? I knew it! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Based purely on names, about 90% of those are HARD pass from me.

The other 10% are a soft pass.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago

It depends entirely on what country Anon's grandfather was from.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

it's likely you're here because he hid...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Depends on which war it was

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The one difference that matters if he dodged invading a country or defending his own.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What country was drafting in 1932? No major war effort going on anywhere at the time afaik.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Idk about drafts but some conflicts in that period:

  • French-IndoChina vs Siam

  • Saya San Rebellion

  • Sino-Tibetan War

  • Kumul Rebellion

  • Idrisid Emirate Rebellion

  • Najran conflict

  • Uukwambi uprising

  • Annexation of Jimma

  • Chechen uprising of 1932

  • Two-Liu War

  • Kirghiz rebellion

  • La Matanza

  • January 28 incident (China v Japan)

  • Darre Khel revolt

  • Soviet–Japanese border conflicts

  • 1932 armed uprising in Mongolia

  • Lesko uprising

  • Constitutionalist Revolution of Brazil

  • Ecuadorian Civil War of 1932

  • Sanjurjada

  • Colombia–Peru War

  • Chaco War

And technically the Emus vs Australia. This list has not been vetted by a professional nor is it a complete or exhaustive list.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (3 children)

It depends on the war we are talking about I guess?

The only war I would participate without question would be if my country (EU) was invaded.

Absolute based in any other scenario.

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