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The advertisement said “Shredded cheese with bacon and jalapeños”. It was $10.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago

Did they just open a bag of frozen fries and let them thaw on the counter before serving?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

None of this looks like food.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

It barely even looks like food components.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

I virtually never return food. But I'd sure as hell return that.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Damn OP you in prison?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Fucking yikes, I would not have paid for that. Looks like it was already eaten once.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

What the absolute fuck is wrong with those jalapenos? Almost thought it was sauce but it's only on the inside of the peppers. Are they not ripe? 🤢

Also: Where the motherfuckin' cheese at?!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I've cut up a lot of jalapeños and I've never seen them do this, it's upsetting.

I simply must believe it's cheese somehow. Somehow!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Jesus Christ. I just saw the body of your post which implies that this was something you had to pay for. Were you by chance the victim in a prank show?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Mmm boiled fries with milk

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I was so confused by the round white bits, my brain kept saying "mushrooms" because of the colour but also recognising it isn't mushroom shaped, took me far too long to realise it was jalapenos covered in some sort of sauce/dressing.. Either way, that looks grim.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I thought it was mold 😬

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And it’s in a takeout container, which means you paid too much for it and it was cold and soggy when you finally got it.

F

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Even worse, a takeout container next to a box with packing peanuts in it. Did they get soggy fries shipped to them?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Ok wow this is truly shitty. Everything looks soggy and sad.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I didn't even know that could be accomplished

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Pitiful rubbery bacon, greasy unmelted shredded “cheese”, and whatever that white shit on the jalapeños is. I might have smashed that container face down on the counter if someone handed me that.

10/10 post

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Looks like someone ate shitty barbecue then puked on raw fries.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I'm a little conflicted about whether this is clearly shit or some pretty dope ass fries

It depends on the quality of the fries and the cheese (and the jalapenos), which I'll assume is poor and the overall product is therefore shit, but ngl I was hankering for them a little when I saw those big jalapeno slices

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Call the health department on that place.