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[–] [email protected] 63 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Average general store in a small farm town of 550 people

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

we have everything you'd find in a big town, tanning salons, bingo halls, notaries, boat rentals... hell even laundromats.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Turns out it’s just a canoe rental place that’s named “Laundromat Bingo Tanning Notary.”

[–] nathanjent 3 points 4 months ago

It's a canoe rental in the town of Laundromat Bingo at the intersection of Tanning Avenue and Notary Lane

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

when your canoe rental is really going for the SEO

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Patron: Excuse me, what aisle could I find content on 'god's fury'?

Worker: That would be aisle 6.

Patron: oh, excuse me. I misspoke. What aisle could I find content on 'furry gods'?

Worker: Oh, no worries! That would be aisle 8.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

for when you want to rock a Jesus' cosplay?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

NGL I assumed 'Tanning' meant tanning hides, not a tanning booth.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Ditto. I'm not even entirely convinced that they don't have a taxidermy service stuffed in there with their bait shop and canoe rental and check cashing.

The owner is the type of guy that you can ask him for anything and he'll give you a price.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

...so it used to be pretty common in small towns (pre-walmart mainstreet USA) for hardware stores to include a toy department, usually downstairs in the basement, much like how drugstores typically did double-duty as lunch counters...

...the small town where i went to college, though, enjoyed a stereo/mattress/ski shop, and i never wrapped my head around that combination...one of the local grocery stores (pre-hypermarket) also had a full computer department; the most well-appointed amiga retailer i'd ever seen, replete with rendering hardware and video equipment...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

im so sick of this chain. its like all you see now is this dunkin and subway.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They should name that shop Potpourri.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They should sell that too.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

They do, just couldn't fit it on the sign

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

How you know you live in a really small and remote town.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The "tanning notary" seems to be a package, or a service unknown to me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

The sign is funny on its own, this caption is just terrible.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

In the video game “Arcade Paradise”, your grubby father has you run a laundromat that you slowly convert to an arcade. It’s a pretty fun idea. And, you get to play on the machines!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Laundry and tan? Sounds like dado from the SCP foundation has found his way into the real world...