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[–] damium 120 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Right image, but under those each one below would also be wearing large pants covering each side of the subtree.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago

What is the objectively correct answer. I have no idea why people keep asking that question.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

A binary tree matryoshka

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (4 children)

It definitely wouldn't be the left image. With legs like those, you could never pull the pants up past the first (or I guess technically last) level of branching. It would either be the big pants or a large number of seperate, smaller pants on each of the lowest branches.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

They could use pull-away pants that button up the back maybe

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Have you ever seen a binary tree grow? Maybe they put the pants on each level while it is the lowest one before the next level grows

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If the pants are stretchy they could fit one of the lowest (already pantsd) branches in each leg of the jeans, and easily pull it up. You need bigger and stretchier pants as you go up the tree, though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

The max size of required pants stretch will be the standard size for the right picture, since each leg already wraps half of the tree. That confirms viability at least, so now I think it's down to comfort, and does the stretch retract in a restful position, or does stay all loose and cumbersome?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

are the legs not allowed to be detached even for a moment for maintenance?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Somehow, JNCO has returned.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Time to load up the ICP and Faygo

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

The pirate voice in my head nearly ran out of breath singing the post title.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

First the right then the left.

It depends is the tree puts on pants before or after being populated.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatouKazuma 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Depends on the side of the Atlantic on which one resides

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

The family pant.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I was thinking time of the year. Is it hot or cold. But then I thought, which one is for which?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

The first one is clearly wrong because no-one (oh alright, almost no-one, Toe-Jeans Georg) wears leg-wear on our toes.

Third option: The top layers are covered by a poncho and only the eight pairs at the bottom have leg-wear. This works when considering each subtree as a separate tree in its own right, up to arguing about how many ponchos are then required.

Fourth option: The top two branches wear leg-wear and those below go in footwear of some sort.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Look at this guy not putting on pants because HIS last branch (toes) prevents him. You think the cops will believe that story?