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What America really needs (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (3 children)

But a bit more south would be easier. Oh, wait.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I could get on board with a moat around Texas and Florida

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Check out bdonvr’s comment about the Okeechobee Waterway. We could just cut Florida off following that line, then we could build a bigger moat around Texas with all the money will save by letting Florida go!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Most cost-effective would be to use the Photoshop eraser tool.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Bonus question: would this make a new continent?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Then you'd need to dig really, really deep. Even deeper than where the Balrog lives.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

as long as you don't do it greedily you should be fine

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Would the north and south go to war again for control?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

We'd have to change all the names!

Canada's pants become Canada shorts and Canada socks

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but not for slavery this time, but for fresh water in the decades ahead of climate change. Those freshwater Great Lakes will be awfully attractive 100 years from now.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (5 children)

The Mississippi already does that, but south-north instead of east-west.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

First I was excited thinking about South Canada and North Mexico, but unfortunately they screwed up the one opportunity in history to fix Oklahoma's awkward 'protrusion', so I can't with a clean conscience support and vote for this. Better luck next time.