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[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

What sayest thou?
parchment casket loaden scrolle?!?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Back upon thine ass with ye ol resurrection.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

"How is girl got pergament?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

How is babby formed?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"I think I got gf bergamot, what to do next?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Add some vanilla, lavender, and black tea.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Thine instruction be murky, alas my Jerry sticketh inside the mechanism

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

next day: I invented something called a subscription!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The day after that: your letter e has worn down, replace it immediately.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

or we will remotely lock your printing press (with a pad lock)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Letter e replacements are available as part of a letter subscription package. The basic package has z, q, j, x, and k for only costs £25 per month. If you want to include e, you'll have to upgrade to the deluxe premium pack which has every letter, for only £79 per month.*

*Punctuation not included. English alphabet only, terms and conditions apply. May not be used for commercial, blasphemous, or heretical purposes.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Please contact HP PrinterCare

> Sends messenger on horseback

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Please subscribe to print

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

The manuscript clearly states this - I don't understand such confusion in this thread.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

But I only wanted to print in black and white.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fuck you, the printer demon demands more magenta.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Damn it Marty! .... I told you we should have used that two for one ink special last spring! .... now we're going to have to delay the reformation until the 1600s!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Too bad, we need to track your prints

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

See that just goes to show how far we've come technologically. Now it tells you that you're out of yellow because of the hidden marks it prints on every page without telling you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I hope we can get the source code if the press jam, otherwise we need to write a new OS.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Magenta didn’t exist in 1440