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This is from genius comedian and artist Cris Shapan. Unfortunately, the only way to see his work in any large amount is on Facebook. For those of us who still have legitimate reasons to be there, though, it makes it a little bit more fun.

Cris also works in the entertainment industry as a graphic designer and animator. He what the graphic designer for Baskets and Barry.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That is one cursed child. Also... Weenus!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Reminds me of "my first vape" and "happy hour playset" from Adam Padilla

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Reminds me of cursed toy ideas Corridor Crew came up some time ago when they're learning ai and turned it into skits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8HcjAgmwBA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOqQJK8qvjs

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

this is a parody right? right?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

First of all…. No fucking shit

Second of all, first result from Google: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/my-first-vape-toy/

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's like the opposite of transglutaminase, aka meat glue.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Mm! Transglutaminase! It's the glue that holds your multi-cow steak together while you grill it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It feels like the meat industry is run by a cabal of vegans who thought they could make us change by being horrible enough, but eventually gave up hope and just want to fuck with and poison us now.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

note to self: the snark knows too much

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

There's nothing poison about transglutaminases. They are naturally-occurring enzymes and they're inside your own body. You wouldn't stop bleeding when cut without them.

It's just gross that they use it to glue meat from multiple animals together to make it look like it all came from one animal.

Similarly- pink slime. Edible, just disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It was mostly meant in jest, but you could make a case that certain food additives and plastic contaminants from containers are basically poison. Whole food industry is a nightmare.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Fair enough. Some people see a word like that and 'meat glue' and they think their meat is being glued together with superglue or something.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Are you a stupid fuck like me? I initially thought this was a legit ad.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Given the amount of atrocious products released through the years, it was quite credible.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

If you don't read the small text, it's believable that this is from a horrifying time in the past when nobody knew any better.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

This cannot be tolerated, even under Eisenhower.

I suddenly want to insert this into my everyday life

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Got my new account name all picked out for next time I server hop 😁

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

"Beef is loaded with essential protons and electrons".

Well, they are technically correct ....

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

People always forget about the positrons and nega... tivtrons...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

The Arden Weenus Crusade For Cadmium Hour, Wednesdays at 3:00am on KGFJ 1230-AM Radio Los Angeles

Now that's the original infomercials medium and time slot right there.

As a kid back in the seventies, I remember adults listening to AM radio shows that mentioned the Mayo Clinic a whole lot. But I seem to remember that was a bunch of hours and every night, like maybe they owned the radio station and sprinkled in music and variety entertainment amid constant name-dropping of the Mayo Clinic.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

A lot of thought and effort - and cackles of mad laughter - went into making this... thing.

This is the sort of thing that oozes out of the mind during fevered dreams, like with George Miller and "Mad Max: Fury Road".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I know a bunch of environmental risk assessors. You better believe this hit their inboxes at the speed of sound.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

the weenus is a dance

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Mmmmmm heavy metals

[–] aes 2 points 5 months ago

Reminds me of Scarfolk

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

" The Hills Have Eyes : The First Lost Colony "