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[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

this is a wide snek, what are you talking about

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

It's from Last Week Tonight with John Oliver S11E13

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Holy shit, two days from now there is a lecture!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hello fellow Bill Maher watcher

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Bill Maher kinda sucks tho

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is joke from the vid the link goes to

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why is there a terms of service for visiting that website?..

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

You don't want the opposite snakes to get you, do ya?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

made this a good while ago in response to this very post if memory serves snake but wide

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

This is pretty fucking terrifying. Especially when you start consider how it would propel itself.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It moves by rolling forward

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

locoroco says it'd simply jump

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Eyes should be on the sides.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

wide snake is a predator

[–] lowleveldata 13 points 5 months ago

that's a manta

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Hammerhead snake

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Super inefficient design. Most living things tend to be a tube with various bits attached for locomotion. Food goes in one end and poop comes out the other. What are the ends on either side of the face for here?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Most living things tend to be a tube with various bits attached for locomotion.

Spotted the engineer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'm not smart enough to be an engineer, but I'll take that as a compliment!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Actually more about your rather...utilitarian and standardized view of all living beings, which fits quite well with the way a stereotypical engineer thinks afaik 😉

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

One of my favorite quotes from one of Ze Frank's True Facts videos was something like "Life is basically finding things to put in one end and finding places to put what comes out the other end."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Ze Frank must be protected from mantis shrimp at all costs 😁❤️

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I know some pretty dumb engineers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Oh, maybe I have a shot after all, then!