this post was submitted on 27 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 72 points 6 months ago (3 children)

5 feep isn't that deet really.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

It's a little deet.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I’m 5’11” maybe six foop

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm a quarter of a finch short for 6 foop

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

A finch is is a unit I made up in my head to make sense of the weird customary system. It's 4 inch (four inch -> finch) or rather 10 cm. Makes converting my instinctive scale to USian easier. It helps, that it's also a plausible size of the finch bird.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

You....you're a goddamn genius

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

What a great, useful way to estimate the conversion; especially for someone who is as bad at math as I am. Thank you!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

it's in fact quite shallot

[–] [email protected] 48 points 6 months ago (2 children)

archeology and historian: "ah yes, this is part of ligma language"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The ancients would hold elaborate ligma balls, with dancing and feasting.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Some calamity wipes out most of humanity and hundreds of years later, historians are puzzled by the funny McDonald's marquee message some kid arranged as he was flipping off his manager.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Apparently I'm dyslexic enough that I read this twice thinking "what's the joke?"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Only twice?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm fourpeen and this is deet

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

fourpeen

That's gotta be a pretty rare condition.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Like utters

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They'd save children, but not the British children.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

He'll kick you apart, he'll kick you apart! Oohh!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

Muricans using anything but metric

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Took me a few re-reads before I noticed... I need more sleep.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Do you need more sleep or do you neep more sleed?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for making me reread the previous post lol.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Someone else who neeps more sleed I guess

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

It's actually a GIF that times the letter switch perfectly for when most people aren't looking at that part.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Fuck you, mosquitoes!

Fuck

You

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

The feepening

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Parco!

Molo!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

“Sign’s done, boss”

[–] xav 3 points 5 months ago

No fap on dat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Just enough to soak my hooves in.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago