Instructions unclear, ate the puppy.
this post was submitted on 27 May 2024
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I think we're supposed to name you now?
I suggest "Rover Cloxworth Van Puppyeater"
Cum.
I had to jerk off before posting just to make this comment true.
Thank you for your snackrifice.
This ruins the edge.
All goon things must come to an end. 😌
You had to?
What was I supposed to do? Lie? I am a good boy, sir. 😤
I respect your commitment to telling the truth!
Did you aim it towards your face?
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Taquito
Fits pretty well if you ask me...
Cheese Stick ain't a terrible name tho
Ibuprofen
My left leg.
(If somebody could come get me off this desert island that’d be great)
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Richard!
please be referring to dick
Puppy 🗿
Such a cute ham sandwich 🥹
Banh mi
Fuck I want a banh mi
Totino's Pizza Rolls
Cock
Ass
Pancake
Same! Fits him like a glove too.
Brownie
It was back last August, so... does Ensure count?
Also, I knew a guy who had a little yippy dog named Mr. President. Best dog name ever.
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Tripple Choco Cookie.
Croquette and I think it's a great name
Sushi. Almost seems kind of fitting.
Potato!
Wasabi Pea no peeing inside!
A black man's ass
Richard.
Bosco stick, I guess "Bosco" isn't a bad name for a pup.
Toast
Pot roast, think it fits pretty well
Knuckle sandwich 😞
Chewy (type of compliments granola bar)
Carbonara
Cimmanim Roll!
Ciabatta with sweet potato madras spread, green olives, feta, and Dutch cheese. Rolls off the tongue
Chicken caesar wrap
Sprout
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