After a round of trying press interviews, Kristi Noem prefers to take time to let her hair down, take off her make-up, and really enjoy a meal for once.

The waiter telling you that this was not an all you can eat buffet and you have to pay for everything you just ate.

Capitalism

ERMAHGERD WYRMS

me eating 800 calories worth of leftovers over the kitchen sink at 1 am

Are you not entertained?

bremdstimks

Oh! You're home early!

Relationship goals

Voulez-vous une baguette?

Would you like a baguette?

(I use Google translate so if it's bad don't blame me)

Serious question: why do they always look like they are looking right at you? is it that they’re absorbing all the light all around them and the dark spot is just “your” light?

happy, moisturised, in my lane, flourishing

I promise I can stop anytime.

Naked Lunch

This isn't what it looks like

Screenshot from groundbreaking new release of kaiju + tentacle porn is a must watch.

“[munch]omnuummm-mmm[munch, lipsmack] mmm-nom”

I saved you one

Double fisting bruh!

Ah, yes. A new challenger. Please come forward.

Forbidden foursome

Honey! I'm home!

This could be you but you human.

"Great grub!"

Best three-way ever!!

"Now kiss."

“I can has werm-burger? “

It's time to party, you get the beer, I got the grub.

Ayyy! Caramba!

Lunch time

having your cake, and eating it too

Oh, would you like some?

First image of Joost Klein's disqualifying behavior at the Eurovision Song Contest

double food cricket

Caterpillar-chucks!