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[–] [email protected] 110 points 4 months ago (3 children)

How should I know that you're supposed to slowly pull out anal beads? I started up my girlfriend like a chain saw the other day.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Did you put your foot up for leverage? Or is that just for lawnmowers?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why didn't I think of this?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Now you know for next time.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Man, this is part of culture or of child lore or something.

Timeless

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

No worse than Marilyn Manson removing a rib to autofellate

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

I would think it's fairly obvious to pull things from a butthole slowly lest you end up with a mess on your hands.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes the beyblade launcher dildo

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

Let 'er rip!

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago (4 children)

game idea: platformer but the different power-ups r all dildos with interesting designs :3 and of course the controller is a dildo too

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago

Dildos give you active abilities and butt plugs passive.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean Saints Row has the dildo bat…

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Cyberpunk 2077 has a dildo club too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Only if it has buttplug.io support!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

That's almost what this risk of rain 2 mod is: https://thunderstore.io/package/OkIGotIt/Her_Burden/

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don't put this in your butt, it's just a corkscrew poop extractor. Worst drunk Amazon purchase ever.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Some people have issues getting the poop out. They should market it as a medical device.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

"Liquid enemas too gentle? Try a solid enema!”

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

This thread gets crazier the deeper I read. And depth is the crux of this meme.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As a Biologist, this is extra hot

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Sky Dancers will get caught in your hair and ruin your day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Looks intriguing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It works better if it's glass (not acrylic) and properly lubed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I feel certain fear of glass. I have been on the internet too long

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

It's glass for sure.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Wrong, you'll fly like Tom.