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[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 months ago

heck, most dialects have different internal dialects too!

the diversity is what makes languages so cool

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Nobody in their right mind uses words like "Palatschinken", "Paradeiser", "Piefke" or "Schlagobers".

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Explain to me how the word "Quark" has any reason to exist.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

What else would I call it? Certainly not "Topfen".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

odo posting

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hey, that's a legitimate word... for particle physics.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Ok, I give you that...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

People who say Krapfen should be in prison

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

True. It's Kreppel, obviously

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yeah, it's pronounced ['krapfə']. Written something like Krapfo.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Paradeiser

I believe they called them that because the first people to try them liked them so much, they thought they were in paradise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

PARADEISER DEEZ NUTZ! (I'm sorry, not sorry)

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago

"A language is just a dialect with an army and a navy" -Max Weinreich

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You mean to tell me Spain speaks Spanish correctly?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

"Variedades de español"

During much of its history, and especially during the Francoist dictatorship (1939–1975), the Catalan language was ridiculed as a mere dialect of Spanish.[60][61] This view, based on political and ideological considerations, has no linguistic validity.[60][61]

Wikipedia: Catalan language

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

nota: el mapa sola muestra las variedades de ~~español~~ castellano, no las demás lenguas habladas en España

[–] sukhmel 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This statement seems to be wrong, as there are at least three languages that are not dialects of Castellano here (likely more)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Afaik, castellano is spoken everywhere, at least as a secondary language. Hence I understand the map to show regional variants of castellano spoken either exclusively or secundary to another local language.

Edit: precised my input a bit since it led to misunderstandandings

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If 100 % of Indians start using English as their lingua franca (they're on a track to just that), does that make Hindi a dialect of English?

The sociopolitical reality of a lingua franca does not define the scientific linguistic reality of other languages.

I will say that personally the notion of catalan being a subset of castellan sounds ridiculous on account of the fact that in its written form catalan is roughly mutually intelligible with french, where castellan is not. If it's going to be lumped in as a dialect of something, it'd be more intellectually honest to make it a dialect of French.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That's not what I've said. Also, there are a lot more languages spoken in India than just Hindi and English is only used by a relatively small elite afaik

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

precised my input a bit

I love when other words make such excellent verbs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

yeh more in that list like vasco r also languages but that list includes both languages and dialects which I guess is why neither of these words were used

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They are all wrong (except Catalan, because that's a different language and closer to French than Spanish)

[–] sukhmel 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I can't understand what happens in this thread, do you disagree that listed are Spanish (which is true, a lot of listed languages are not dialects of Spanish)? Why do you only make an exception for Catalan then?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The only one I personally know isn't Spanish is Catalan which is why I called it out. I'm being tongue-in-cheek about Iberian Spanish (or Spanishes) being the "wrong" type of Spanish vs. Latin American varieties.

[–] sukhmel 3 points 4 months ago

Ah, I see. What I know for granted is that Valenciano is very close to Catalano, and Vasco is an isolated language, so at least two more. But from what I heard, there really are quite many languages that are not dialects of Spanish in Spain

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

and who doesnt love some churros? :3

[–] sukhmel 9 points 4 months ago

Well, technically…

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The north-west speaks Portuguese, the north-east speaks french, basques speak a language that's not even Indo-European. South is rednecks, and the rest is madrid + some desert. But, sure, the the nice infographic from someone else.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's wild to me that Basque seems to have just evolved on its own, and that it's survived

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

No no, at some point a large part of Europe spoke Basque-like languages. Then Indo-European languages spread westward from Russia, and replaced all the rest.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Since I have no horse in this race, I can proudly say that both American English and English English are wrong. The English language as a whole is wrong. Thank you, I'll come back later to impart more wisdom.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Where can I subscribe to more lojban propaganda?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

The UK doesn't talk wrong, just the cockneys.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But, do programming languages have dialects?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

spaces/tabs

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Dave Anthony moment

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

It's not about right or wrong, it's the only revenge we have against the first and second most evil empires to ever exist.