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Elon Musk – Dead at 52 – Says There Is No Need for Misinformation Laws — The Shovel
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You fuck. Don’t scare me with a good time.
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I know! I actually squeaked with delight, then felt crushing disappointment, all from one title.
Fastest I've ever lost a boner.
Had me in the first half
Shit I saw this a day or three ago and it still got me lol.
Probably the spiciest instance of fighting fire with fire I've ever seen
I remember seeing one about zuck a few years back. Apparently the chaser said mark zuck was a child molester though the actual web page has since been taken down.
Aw c'mon don't tease us like that!
Well I, as a member of the public, choose to believe him being dead as true, as he wished in life.
*sheds a single tear*
He died doing what he loved. Hoarding a measure of wealth that the human brain isn't capable of comprehending, while the rest of us are left budgeting for god damned eggs.
Millionaire and soon-to-be indicted Elon Musk, found dead in his home last night, says it is not the role of social media networks to determine what is true or not.
That ought to get his attention
They really had us in the beginning, and the middle, they actually had us the whole time, and I take every word as true.
Elon Musk, the well-known pedophile? That Elon Musk?
The guy who implied or outright said the only reason for a man to visit Thailand is to have sex with children after recently having visited Thailand himself?
Pretty sure we can all conjecture he's a pedophile now.
I've assumed elon was a pedo ever since he accused that one diver of being one.
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elon musk, one of the world's most outspoken furries, dead today after his head fell off immediately after he set the world record for the amount of penises simultaneously inserted into a human body. Per his will, his body will be hollowed out and used as a urinal for truckers with active, untreated STDs. He is survived by several people that didn't love him for a single day of his worthless life.
Hey, you can... you can respectfully keep furries out of this one. Just saying. We've got nothing to do with that mess. This time at least.
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I heard a completely different story. I heard he was alive but in a bid to own the libs had castrated himself. No need for misinformation laws when rumors abound.
Okay, this is genius, and I thought it was legit for a minute.
If you believe in it, it's true!
The billionaire grifter well known for lying and making money off of his lies, is against misinformation laws? Wow I am so surprised. He always struck me as a stand-up, honourable kind of chap.
Okay guys be honest for a second with me here do you think his hair transplant was like the single most effective thing he's done for his own public image? I think it might be. If you look at the before and after pictures that motherfucker is super bald at a young age, but just deluded enough to not have shaven his head. If you look at him now and sort of at his height in public good will with teslas and what have you, bang, full head of hair. Did it give him more confidence to spiral from a minor silicon valley douche into a full turbodouche? Or did it just masquerade the true baldness of the soul with which he is plagued? I dunno. Nobody holds any good sentiments about jeff bezos, and that man looks like a shorter lex luthor. I mean everyone also things zuck is a lizard man or a robot or whatever, and he has hair I guess, but I dunno.
Am I reading too much into his former baldness?
All I know is that I wish I could afford as good of a hair transplant as he or Gordon Ramsay have. I guess I could afford one once, but if it keeps falling out then it's just going to look even worse after the transplant. I think you need the money to get follow-up transplants for the rest of your life, and I'd rather spend that money on life experiences, hobbies, or retirement.
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Misinfo! How can he argue against misinformation laws when he actually died five years ago and has been played by a stunt double this whole time?
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I imagine death came fairly quickly and without a lot of suffering.
That’s a shame.
Oh no! How will the planet survive? How will we get to our miserable existence on Mars after we fuck up the atmosphere with thousands of rocket launches?
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Ya know, there was a thread on here (here being Lemmy, not this particular community) a week or so ago mocking someone trying to manifest a free car for themself. Now I want manifesting to be a thing, let's turn this into reality.
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I am pretty sure he's 62
You mean he's been dead for a decade now?! Makes total sense. When's the last time anyone actually saw him in public? /s
At the super bowl, Rupert Murdoch was weekend at bernieing his ass around
I'd believe that he could find a way to keep being an annoying prick even after his death. Though Elon-bot would probably be less socially awkward.
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Fuck you, OP 😂
Mods, fill OP's body with the wrong blood type
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