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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Package manager for biologists and purpose made for data science makes me think of R. But if its true, i never knew you can write inline c++

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

RCpp is crazy good. You can super easily write Cpp inline with R code, it is easy to use and half of the tidyverse is written in it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I saw RCpp in my package manager, but I thought that it is not for users and just a dependancy. Maybe I will look into that

[–] BlueBockser 9 points 1 year ago

How to write a package in R

Step 1: Use C++

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

to everybody downvoting: read the username

i wonder if this is a bot? it doesn't have the bot label

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] charolastra 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Most sane language designers stop at embedding C.

C++ is really taking it up to 11.

[–] nieceandtows 19 points 1 year ago

Must be python, because it's my favorite, and I reject this image.

[–] KindaABigDyl 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Purpose made for Data-science

Uhhh... R?

That, MATLAB, and Python are the only languages I know of used in that field, and it's not MATLAB or Python lol. I don't know anything about R tho

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No, Julia. LLVM compiled scientific language

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Na this is about R

[–] KindaABigDyl 2 points 1 year ago

Oh actually I have heard of that as well

[–] RustyShackleford 13 points 1 year ago

R is for Removed by moderator.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Should've included:
ridiculously good at plotting if you can figure out the correct syntaxes

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Also multiple systems included. the old base plotting from the 90s, lattice for really custom things, ggplot as the most humanely understandable and reasonable system for composing plots and great interfaces to plotly and d3.js

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It has to be Kepler, my terrible home grown interpreted language that has none of these features!

JK it's gotta be JavaScript

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Should include "has duckplyr" which is bad ass in the few weeks I've been using it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Also my fav OP :)

Rcpp is probably the best thing to ever exist.

I reject tidyverse though

[–] lowleveldata 3 points 1 year ago

F#? I know it's probably not but I love F#

[–] anzo 3 points 1 year ago

Best IDE ever, help pages with references to statistics journal articles, and the most useful feature: pipe()

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The many oop systems makes me think perl.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Was thinking Nim because it's a couple of these.