NonCredibleDefense
A community for your defence shitposting needs
Rules
1. Be nice
Do not make personal attacks against each other, call for violence against anyone, or intentionally antagonize people in the comment sections.
2. Explain incorrect defense articles and takes
If you want to post a non-credible take, it must be from a "credible" source (news article, politician, or military leader) and must have a comment laying out exactly why it's non-credible. Low-hanging fruit such as random Twitter and YouTube comments belong in the Matrix chat.
3. Content must be relevant
Posts must be about military hardware or international security/defense. This is not the page to fawn over Youtube personalities, simp over political leaders, or discuss other areas of international policy.
4. No racism / hatespeech
No slurs. No advocating for the killing of people or insulting them based on physical, religious, or ideological traits.
5. No politics
We don't care if you're Republican, Democrat, Socialist, Stalinist, Baathist, or some other hot mess. Leave it at the door. This applies to comments as well.
6. No seriousposting
We don't want your uncut war footage, fundraisers, credible news articles, or other such things. The world is already serious enough as it is.
7. No classified material
Classified ‘western’ information is off limits regardless of how "open source" and "easy to find" it is.
8. Source artwork
If you use somebody's art in your post or as your post, the OP must provide a direct link to the art's source in the comment section, or a good reason why this was not possible (such as the artist deleting their account). The source should be a place that the artist themselves uploaded the art. A booru is not a source. A watermark is not a source.
9. No low-effort posts
No egregiously low effort posts. E.g. screenshots, recent reposts, simple reaction & template memes, and images with the punchline in the title. Put these in weekly Matrix chat instead.
10. Don't get us banned
No brigading or harassing other communities. Do not post memes with a "haha people that I hate died… haha" punchline or violating the sh.itjust.works rules (below). This includes content illegal in Canada.
11. No misinformation
NCD exists to make fun of misinformation, not to spread it. Make outlandish claims, but if your take doesn’t show signs of satire or exaggeration it will be removed. Misleading content may result in a ban. Regardless of source, don’t post obvious propaganda or fake news. Double-check facts and don't be an idiot.
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GATE be like
Wish it wasn't so thinly veiled japanese propaganda.
Sounds like anime to me
No, it was literally made to boost recruiting for the JDF, but not even in a funny way. I liked the first episode well enough but I stopped watching because anyone that couldn't join the Japanese army was very, very clearly not the target audience.
Like I was waiting for people to start singing "Yvan eht Nioj," but it never quite happened, which would have at least been funny.
Very true, I just had fun seeing the military literally wreck shop with the fantasy and magic. It did have a weird government subplot and 1000 year old child though which was weird.
Don't forget the child marriage!
I did ☠️
I just started reading Summoning America (rewriting of Summoning Japan) and it did scratch the itch of the US military wrecking shit in a fantasy world
here I was thinking op was talking about the 9th level spell that can summon an extraplanar ally. the CAS of D&D
"I CASt pissed off angel that's going to whoop your ass"
Tally-Ho!
Your telling me... They have oil?
What show is that from?
Gate - Thus the JSDF Fought There!
Gate: Jieitai Kanochi nite, Kaku Tatakaeri
Not even close to the best battle scene in that anime. 2 Cours, 24 episodes. Based on a Light Novel.
Gate
"Danger close. Fire for effect!"
⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Lines 1-3 from the overhead
Line 4 667 feet and climbing Large dragon looking thing
Dynamic, your cords
Wizard's marking spell
Friendlies 140 M East
Return to the overhead
North to south run in, Call in with direction, expect clearance on final
BRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT
You shot the dragon without clearance. Smh
And I’m over here like, “Right, Down, Up, Up, Left, Down, Down”
Hm... The next time I am gonna use a dragon in a campaign the party has to fight, I'm just gonna describe it like an F-15.
BWAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP!
"PARRY THIS, YOU FILTHY CASUALTY."
CLEARED HOT
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
That reminds me to read the new chapter from manifest fantasy