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[–] [email protected] 61 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Wish it wasn't so thinly veiled japanese propaganda.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

No, it was literally made to boost recruiting for the JDF, but not even in a funny way. I liked the first episode well enough but I stopped watching because anyone that couldn't join the Japanese army was very, very clearly not the target audience.

Like I was waiting for people to start singing "Yvan eht Nioj," but it never quite happened, which would have at least been funny.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Very true, I just had fun seeing the military literally wreck shop with the fantasy and magic. It did have a weird government subplot and 1000 year old child though which was weird.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget the child marriage!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I did ☠️

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I just started reading Summoning America (rewriting of Summoning Japan) and it did scratch the itch of the US military wrecking shit in a fantasy world

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

here I was thinking op was talking about the 9th level spell that can summon an extraplanar ally. the CAS of D&D

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

"I CASt pissed off angel that's going to whoop your ass"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Your telling me... They have oil?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Gate - Thus the JSDF Fought There!

Gate: Jieitai Kanochi nite, Kaku Tatakaeri

Not even close to the best battle scene in that anime. 2 Cours, 24 episodes. Based on a Light Novel.

https://youtu.be/NvrEhwF5CmI?si=qbiNoxMg-qKwUnMH

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago
[–] mikyopii 11 points 7 months ago

"Danger close. Fire for effect!"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Lines 1-3 from the overhead

Line 4 667 feet and climbing Large dragon looking thing

Dynamic, your cords

Wizard's marking spell

Friendlies 140 M East

Return to the overhead

North to south run in, Call in with direction, expect clearance on final

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

You shot the dragon without clearance. Smh

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

And I’m over here like, “Right, Down, Up, Up, Left, Down, Down”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Hm... The next time I am gonna use a dragon in a campaign the party has to fight, I'm just gonna describe it like an F-15.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

BWAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

"PARRY THIS, YOU FILTHY CASUALTY."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

CLEARED HOT

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

That reminds me to read the new chapter from manifest fantasy