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[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm the worm in the apple car.

That worm has a name: Lowly

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

I think in the German translation his name is Egon

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lowly's Applecar fucking flies dude. It's not even a contest.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You gotta make a decision

Leave tonight or live and die this way

(Love those lyrics)

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Is that sculptor hauling Baphomet? That's probably me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Baphomet flipping you the bird, even.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Pretty sure that's the two finger salute, "As above, so below." Which is kind of what makes it Baphomet, not just a goat man.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Well i was gonna answer 'cheese car', but you make a persuasive case.

Can i have the cheese car with Baphomet strapped to the roof?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

This was the one I was drawn to as well... The irreverent goat hauling an idol of Baphomet stuck dead center in the middle of all these other crazy motherfuckers, feeling like he's the most normal one of the bunch.

"But, if I'm the most normal... I'm scared to death of society."

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

I was always banana car as a kid reading these books. Decades later and now that I’m older and wiser and have kids of my own I’ll have the hotdog car please

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

It's between that and the hot dog for me. But I'm leaning pickle.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

I'd like to say I'm the pig in the pickle car, but I'm actually the owl (which is already capable of flight) on the flying broom who for some reason is also riding a kick scooter.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

dibs on owl on a broomstick bike

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

I member this book!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why isn't this stuff a multi-billion theme park and series of movies and video games already?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If you can't handle me at my apple car with worms in my brain, you don't deserve me at my owl witch riding a broom scooter.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm leaning towards witchy scooter, to be honest.

I fucking love this though

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Toothpaste tube car for me, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Toothbrush for me

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

I'm going with the cat in the doughnut.

I invite any armchair psychologists to post their analysis below!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Idk why that worm was so cute and cool as a kid, but he was.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Maybe not as fancy as the others, but I really like the little pink jeep. It’s boxy and cute.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm a cheese car man for sure, but imagine the smell on a hot, sweaty day!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

This could be a really good personality quiz.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Bunny carrot-mobile. Dynamic and kawaii AF

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Fox on the purple tractor speaks to me. But the dog in the hot dog car is intriguing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Dog in a Hotdog car, all the way.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Either the melted cat in the donut car, or the puddle of sloths in the red one.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Owls and witches are both individually capable of flight what are you doing

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

What could be better than scooter with flying broom?
Edit: Ok, I see the apple could possibly also fly with the rotating leaf and is covered in case of rain. So team apple.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I’m more of a dingo dog

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Surprised there's no Mr. Fixit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

/s

Probably Lowly Worm as well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I like foxes they are cute, and this one is gonna make wine I guess, so it's my pick!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

rhino circus car everyday

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Didn't even know Lowly Worm. Psh.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I like how the vehicles match the drivers: the mice driving the cheese mobile, the dog driving the hot dog mobile. etc.

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