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[–] [email protected] 73 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This is what a Lovecraft story looks like from the eldritch beings' perspective.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

'yo, dude it'd be totally rad to show this human the true meaning of its existence'

'it totally would, cthulu. You da man.'

Cthulu shotguns another beer

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Cthulhu: Hehehe imma put some eye magic on that guy and let him see the cosmos hehehe

[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I bet that gave the fish something to ponder.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago

Really..? No one has mentioned that he has taken the glasses off himself to put on the fish. That’s some BIG IQ business right there.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (2 children)

"Higher being" is true in a strictly topographical sense.

Growing legs and flopping out of the oceans was a mistake.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Depends what you think of as a mistake

Despite the propaganda life isn’t better 🎵 under the sea 🎵

We became apex predators on land and can/are killing every species

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Fuck, I have to pay taxes.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This fish just got a fucking GOOlock backstory

Ripped from his home and exposed to the nature of the cosmos in an unprotected manner thet leaves it blinded and desperately confused for the rest of its life

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] dukk 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Its eyes are on the sides of its head…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Yes, it's not only not looking at it, it also has glasses casting shadows down the side of its head including its eyes

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

For those of us not playing the home game: "great-old-one warlock." It's not some advanced racial epithet.

Probably. I mean it is D&D. Everybody hates everybody.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No that's 40k

D&D is where everyone attempts to seduce everybody, and fail at it miserably as soon as the DM asks the players to actually state what their best pick up move is

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sokka: "Maybe we could dooo... an activity together?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Zuko: "Thats rough buddy"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Man shows the dark god his hunt.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Wait until all of the fish's friends chained up in a cave hear about this!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You think that's really his fish or does the fish belong to itself?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Fish appropriation.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Its fellows are still honoring it as the chosen one.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

The guy with the phone looks like he's saying "Yeah, eclipse bitch!!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

.......that just sounds like DMT.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Probably didn't work. Fish eyes are adapted for seeing through water, not through air. Probably just looked like a fuzzy blob amongst a bunch of other fuzzy blobs.