this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 180 points 7 months ago (5 children)

How are we supposed to kiss when I don't even know what Linux distro you run

[–] [email protected] 54 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Be careful with girls who try to go all the way to kissing in the first few months.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago

Such lewd language.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago (1 children)

agreed, the distro choice is a key factor for the KISS principle

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

distro choice is THE key factor

[–] onlinepersona 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Even worse, she might be using a mac 😱

Anti Commercial AI thingyCC BY-NC-SA 4.0

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Windows and macos distros

[–] [email protected] 107 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This post makes a sweeping assumption Linux users would have women flirt with them.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Of course they have! Other linux users after transition, namely!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Most probably Arch users.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Sweeping with a HUGE broom

[–] [email protected] 53 points 7 months ago

This meme format is fantastic

[–] [email protected] 52 points 7 months ago (1 children)

One is measurable, the other is guesswork.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Apparently, it's "obvious to everyone, except you [me]"... or at least that's what my wife tells me.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A library running .2s slower will get flagged by your perf testers and you’ll need to get escalated approval to release your changes. It will be a pain.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And then eventually you will figure out it was a plot for a world-domination level backdoor, ha.

And yet you'll still be single.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Do you really think such mastery would be possible with the influence of a woman? Those heroes chose solitude for the rest of us. Praised be our virgins!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And would you call SSH a library?

[–] sarchar 10 points 7 months ago

It's a component of a larger system.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sounds good. Where can I get one?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

It’s normal that you can’t find the library, you have to compile it from source.

[–] SteveTech 8 points 7 months ago

They probably mean gir1.2

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

they used to be quite common, but nowadays you need to compile them yourself with the "replace-testosterone" patch. It's also recommended to use the "cat-ears" patch, and, if you can, also the "cat-tail" patch, but that isn't necesarily required to get it working.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My wife gets so mad at me when I don’t know why she walks up and takes my arm when a lady’s talking to me 😆

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Get a load of this guy - he's got ladies just coming up and talking to him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

On occasion… I don’t leave the house enough for it to be common lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Wrong. Always getting more false positive than false negatives