How are we supposed to kiss when I don't even know what Linux distro you run
this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2024
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Be careful with girls who try to go all the way to kissing in the first few months.
Or even holding hands.
Such lewd language.
agreed, the distro choice is a key factor for the KISS principle
distro choice is THE key factor
Windows and macos distros
This post makes a sweeping assumption Linux users would have women flirt with them.
Of course they have! Other linux users after transition, namely!
Most probably Arch users.
Sweeping with a HUGE broom
This meme format is fantastic
One is measurable, the other is guesswork.
Apparently, it's "obvious to everyone, except you [me]"... or at least that's what my wife tells me.
A library running .2s slower will get flagged by your perf testers and youβll need to get escalated approval to release your changes. It will be a pain.
And then eventually you will figure out it was a plot for a world-domination level backdoor, ha.
And yet you'll still be single.
Do you really think such mastery would be possible with the influence of a woman? Those heroes chose solitude for the rest of us. Praised be our virgins!
Wasn't it 0.5s?
And would you call SSH a library?
It's a component of a larger system.
what is a "girl"?
A guy with cat ears.
Sounds good. Where can I get one?
A library, perhaps...?
Can't find libgirl.so
Itβs normal that you canβt find the library, you have to compile it from source.
They probably mean gir1.2
they used to be quite common, but nowadays you need to compile them yourself with the "replace-testosterone" patch. It's also recommended to use the "cat-ears" patch, and, if you can, also the "cat-tail" patch, but that isn't necesarily required to get it working.
My wife gets so mad at me when I donβt know why she walks up and takes my arm when a ladyβs talking to me π
Get a load of this guy - he's got ladies just coming up and talking to him.
On occasionβ¦ I donβt leave the house enough for it to be common lol
Wrong. Always getting more false positive than false negatives