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Sad, but it's true (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A library running .2s slower will get flagged by your perf testers and you’ll need to get escalated approval to release your changes. It will be a pain.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And then eventually you will figure out it was a plot for a world-domination level backdoor, ha.

And yet you'll still be single.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Do you really think such mastery would be possible with the influence of a woman? Those heroes chose solitude for the rest of us. Praised be our virgins!