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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They don't get it, RGB equals performance!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (4 children)

No it does not.

Red is for performance. Green energy saving. Blue is not important for this argument.
And if it goes 16 bazzilion colors it is even more BS and nothing.

Goes magenta and you start going Bi. Next on? Pink - full gay mode. And as soon as you go white - back to straight again.

It might cause brain damage in the long term. Wear your socks guys.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

The watermark over the watermark on this...for that extra shitposty goodness.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We are just carrying on the tradition of das blinkenlights

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I have a Dell laptop. That probably explains why I'm such a shitty programmer.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

don't even have one of em glass windows on my pc and happy with it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But do you have a rainbow keyboard?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

only caus I got it for free, I turn the lights off tho

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Two headsets ago I bought a G933 from Logitech, mainly because it had an AUX input on the USB-dongle which I thought was pretty neat, but that one had big unnecessary RBG strips on the sides of the earpiece. The most ridiculous usage of RGB I had seen till date. But I programmed an interface between CSGO and the RGB on the headset to indicate my health so the people watching from behind us at a lan could see it.

Anyway, I've always preferred white LED's and RGB can rarely replicate pure white.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

This checks out.

I'm not a SWE ( though kinda code monkey anyways) and it's 2 monitors no rbg (just all black thinkpad, keyboard backlight disabled)

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