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[–] [email protected] 67 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Excellent chaser to my sleeve of saltines.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

no snacks no real food just two beers

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Hear me out... What if I have half a sleeve and one beer? No regrets? Or maybe just one regret?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

The regret is the missed second beer due to consuming saltines for no reason.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I haven't indulged in a saltines sleeve in awhile, I ought to do something about that

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You certainly will not regret it

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Noxy nooooo

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] wischi 25 points 7 months ago

It's a multiple of two, you should be fine.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

Just kick back and relax, you're good for 10 days!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Seems conservative, I was thinking 7 beers. I certainly wouldn't regret drinking 7 beers before going to bed.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I never do. You just got to build up a tolerance. Some people keep telling me it's an addiction but they're just pussies who can't handle their alcohol.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Since I've largely quit drinking I miss being able to get drunk and full at the same time. Such efficiency

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

It really is a time saver until the whole... You know, liver thing...

Good on you, I'm currently cutting down myself but it's been difficult. Recently moved across the country and my wife and daughter are staying back until the house sells so I've been alone and bored for over a month now. Praying it sells soon before I fuck my body up lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I didn't mean to preach, it's a new thing for me and was sort of forced on me medically. Boredom is so hard, it's my biggest issue. I just cope with cannabis instead of alcohol

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Guiness is actually a light beer. About the same calories as bud light. It just looks heavy because the grains are dark roasted

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's why I look heavy too.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You just dark roasted yourself

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Almost burnt myself.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Actually, it the nitrogen that is used for carbonation as opposed to CO2. Give it a much more velvety mouth feel.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (3 children)

10-15 500ml beers is about how much one needs to get enough calories to last a day

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Sounds accurate. My mom has been having that volume of beer for dinner for years

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I knew this thread would yield some useful information. I'm writing this down.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Does that include the calories necessary to process the alcohol?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yes. Just like all recommended calorie intake figures include the calories needed to process the digestion of food.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

Whu do something depraved like that when you could probably also find some expired spicy peanuts In your cupboard. You certainly won't regret washing down an entire can of expired spicy peanuts with two beers.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm currently at hour 47 of only beers, no food and no water. Can't say I'd recommend it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

If you stop drinking the cumulative hangover may literally kill you

**This is a joke as I hope is your statement

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Two beers to get rid of the shakes so you can get down to business.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

If you ever decide to stop, seek medical assistance. If you are to the point where you get the shakes, the detox could kill you if you quit cold turkey.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

As long as you replace the bread you'd normally eat with beer I see no problem with this.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

One does not "find" a Brit. They only appear when they want to be seen.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Well, you just convinced me OP, I'm on beer diet now

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Edward 40 hands.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I thought 3 beers are a meal?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (10 children)

I will. I don't like beer.

Now two glasses of port wine...

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

what no good frozen food in stores does to a mfer

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

No joke. I used to brew my own, and my recipe for a Spring Maibock had a RIDICULOUS grain bill. You could easily spend a week living off a half liter once a day on that brew. It'd put you straight to bed, but that's sort of the point of a Lenten fast.

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