Excellent chaser to my sleeve of saltines.
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no snacks no real food just two beers
Hear me out... What if I have half a sleeve and one beer? No regrets? Or maybe just one regret?
The regret is the missed second beer due to consuming saltines for no reason.
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I haven't indulged in a saltines sleeve in awhile, I ought to do something about that
Noxy nooooo
I accidentally drank 20
It's a multiple of two, you should be fine.
Just kick back and relax, you're good for 10 days!
Seems conservative, I was thinking 7 beers. I certainly wouldn't regret drinking 7 beers before going to bed.
I never do. You just got to build up a tolerance. Some people keep telling me it's an addiction but they're just pussies who can't handle their alcohol.
Since I've largely quit drinking I miss being able to get drunk and full at the same time. Such efficiency
It really is a time saver until the whole... You know, liver thing...
Good on you, I'm currently cutting down myself but it's been difficult. Recently moved across the country and my wife and daughter are staying back until the house sells so I've been alone and bored for over a month now. Praying it sells soon before I fuck my body up lol
I didn't mean to preach, it's a new thing for me and was sort of forced on me medically. Boredom is so hard, it's my biggest issue. I just cope with cannabis instead of alcohol
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Two is not filling enough
Try switching to Guiness
Guiness is actually a light beer. About the same calories as bud light. It just looks heavy because the grains are dark roasted
That's why I look heavy too.
You just dark roasted yourself
Almost burnt myself.
Actually, it the nitrogen that is used for carbonation as opposed to CO2. Give it a much more velvety mouth feel.
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10-15 500ml beers is about how much one needs to get enough calories to last a day
Sounds accurate. My mom has been having that volume of beer for dinner for years
I knew this thread would yield some useful information. I'm writing this down.
Does that include the calories necessary to process the alcohol?
Yes. Just like all recommended calorie intake figures include the calories needed to process the digestion of food.
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Whu do something depraved like that when you could probably also find some expired spicy peanuts In your cupboard. You certainly won't regret washing down an entire can of expired spicy peanuts with two beers.
I'm currently at hour 47 of only beers, no food and no water. Can't say I'd recommend it.
If you stop drinking the cumulative hangover may literally kill you
**This is a joke as I hope is your statement
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Just two?
Two beers to get rid of the shakes so you can get down to business.
If you ever decide to stop, seek medical assistance. If you are to the point where you get the shakes, the detox could kill you if you quit cold turkey.
As long as you replace the bread you'd normally eat with beer I see no problem with this.
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Found the Brit
One does not "find" a Brit. They only appear when they want to be seen.
Well, you just convinced me OP, I'm on beer diet now
Edward 40 hands.
what no good frozen food in stores does to a mfer
No joke. I used to brew my own, and my recipe for a Spring Maibock had a RIDICULOUS grain bill. You could easily spend a week living off a half liter once a day on that brew. It'd put you straight to bed, but that's sort of the point of a Lenten fast.
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