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[–] [email protected] 117 points 7 months ago (2 children)

"Well that was certainly a wild interview, but you definitely seem like the least traumatized person who's interviewed for this position by far so you're hired."

[–] [email protected] 43 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist 27 points 7 months ago

Work 1 week, ask for a raise in the 2nd therapy session

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

average slaughterhouse worker

[–] [email protected] 105 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

Money saving tip: instead of therapy, just respond to the "wrong number" pig butchering scammers and play along with their game. The whole point of pig butchering scams is to foster friendship and connection before scamming you out of all your money. So you can talk to them about your problems and they have to listen and form coherent responses. As a bonus you'll be wasting the time of a scammer.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Is it bad when the scammers start begging you to leave them alone?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

We call that the Kitboga technique

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That means you're winning.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

My therapist is about to break

I can feel it

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

This must be what they called the Invisible Hand Of The Free Market.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Absolutely brilliant

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

I'm currently doing that right now on a dating app.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Doesn't matter. They can't hurt other people if their time is being wasted

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago

I once was on a panel where the interviewee responded "my family" to the weakness question, and did not elaborate. So this is a mood.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Great for first dates too!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Free access to a psychologist.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Upper management material