Lol tipping your landlord? What fresh hell is this.
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It's a cute little lemmy meme. No one does this. No one talks about this. No one expects this. It's fake outrage.
No outrage, it's just a joke making fun of entitled landlords
I'd rather find the nearest drain, and drop my money down there
Always tip your local sewer monster
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Finds the nearest drain
“Hello, Georgie! Do you want your boat back?”
Tipping my landlord, hell no! I did tip a live in superintendent at one building I lived in every Christmas. Dude lived a rough life but somehow found his way to maintaining an old building, and he was great at it. If you saw him on the street you'd assume he was homeless, but infact he kept a building housing many people running. He was very friendly, kind, and respectful. He was an exception, I'd give him a small gift, usually chocolate and a small gift card. He was a very good dude and that deserved to be acknowledged.
Here’s a tip for landlords: try to keep your heads attached when the revolution finally comes.
Shhhhhhh don't let them know, jeez
Who tf tips a landlord? That's what the rent is for
Wait, some landlords want tips?
Pretty sure it's a meme that's going to become real at this rate. Kinda like the "birds aren't real" meme conspiracy theory that managed to suck a couple of fools in
whatever birder, I bet you also buy big ornithopta’s attempt to rebrand dinosaurs as having feathers to help shove their bird seed of lies down our throat?
Good old Poe's law.
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Mine doesn't.
He wants the whole hog in.
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All of those are way better things to spend money on instead of tipping a landlord
How about “i refuse to tip landlords” ?
Wait... you guys tip landlords??? I won't even offer them coffee whenever i meet them!
No. IDK what the hell they are talking about.
No, it's not really a thing. There are some extremely entitled landlords that believe they do deserve a tip though. They can get the tip of my shoe up their ass if they really want one
There was a meme about a landlord complaining on Facebook that nobody tipped them
What do you mean by "tip"? You don't tip landlords
the only tips your landlord needs are the ones that show on Skyrim's loading screens as rendered by your sick gaming pc
Cuck chair?
Cuck Chair is a slang term for a chair situated nearby and facing a bed, allowing for a cuckold to sit and watch their partner have sex with another person. Cuck chairs are often found in hotel rooms, inspiring the viral meme catchphrase, "Every Hotel Got the Cuck Chair."
Thank you for explaining that. I've got a lot to think about now.
The whole “cuck” thing kinda only floats in certain crowds, you’re not really out of any important loop.
Yeah. I've avoided that shit since it leaked out. And here I am behind the curve.
I call it a sock chair, but I see where they're coming from.
How do so few people in this comments section see the obvious satire?? It's clearly making fun of both landlords and absurd tipping culture.
Here's my tip
I'm confused is this pro or anti landlord
Anti
Idk what you mean that rentpig needs to manage his finances better
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your “What the fuck is a cuck chair?
Cuck Chair is a slang term for a chair situated nearby and facing a bed, allowing for a cuckold to sit and watch their partner have sex with another person. Cuck chairs are often found in hotel rooms, inspiring the viral meme catchphrase, "Every Hotel Got the Cuck Chair."
I got a tip for the landlord: don't bet on a three-legged horse.
Did a landlord try to make a meme
You need the cuck chair so you have somewhere to sit when your landlord comes over
I like my landlord but the only tip I'd give him is to maybe drink a bit less and quit smoking.
I'd rather burn my money than tip my landlord
dont forget '''groceries'''
Yikes all the rentoids getting mad at landchads for providing a vital service.
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