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[–] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The duration is different depending on where you view it. I will be in an area where totality will last 4 minutes and 20 seconds so I have a different plan of action.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago

I think many of us have that plan of action regardless of the duration.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Over surprised guy.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Unrelated, does her eyes seem like they're staring just a little in different directions?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's just thst she's a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Living in a powder keg and giving off sparks ⚡️

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

It’s all the turning around. It made her cross-eyed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

She’s probably just looking past the camera. It’s supposed to give better photographic head shots.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Emphasis on "Supposed to"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I hope the bugs are active that time of year where you're viewing the eclipse, you'll be in for an extra treat that folks in Cleveland may not hear.

In fact, I'd say if you live south of St Louis maybe don't play Total Eclipse of the Heart, or you won't hear the bugs and frogs start up.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Central Texas here, super excited to hear the bugs and frogs!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I live north of St. Louis. I'm just hoping it won't be cold.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Be carful! There's an abbreviated version and an extended version!

This is the version you want: https://open.spotify.com/track/7wuJGgpTNzbUyn26IOY6rj?si=YUAa_9XtQeqh8l1muTCosw

Not this one: https://open.spotify.com/track/1VrfLrBviw9A6JzRoo3t2C?si=kT-N9-0LRVym9zBVMDs19Q

Well, for the eclipse. For every other occasion you want the latter one.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Either way, Bonnie Tyler is the hero we need right now.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Their songs may be slightly too long for an eclipse.

Also, we won't be seeing The Dark Side of the Moon.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

The fuck you mean we won't see the dark side of the moon? What's blocking the sun during the eclipse?! 😨

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What’s blocking the sun during the eclipse?!

Technically its the light side of the moon thats blocking the sun.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

Technically, the light side of the moon is the one that is facing the sun. You know, where the light is.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You absolutely will be seeing the dark side of the moon...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The only people who have seen the dark side are the ones who have orbited around it. The dark side is the side that never faces us.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I offer this counterpoint: the dark side is the side that is dark

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I mean technically it will be the dark side of the moon. It'll just be the same side we normally see. A super fast new moon if you will.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Not "Eclipse", the last track from Dark Side. Just over two minutes, which will a little longer than the amount of time my area will have totality.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I suggest also Total Eclipse by Klaus Nomi Or Eclipse by Apoptygma Berzerk. Runtimes dont match but both are about eclipses and adecuate for the current state of owr world.

Klaus nomi for the doomers and apoptygma for the positives.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Unrelated, but they used this song to tell us drugs were bad in high school. Had a whole performative dance thing to it where a student smoked weed for the first time and either OD’d or got depressed and unalived themselves because that’s how it works, of course.

Anyway, I was able to be in totality for the 2017 eclipse and I’m hoping to get there again this time. It’s an amazing experience - highly recommend!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I also got totality in 2017, which was awesome, but my daughter was still to young to really appreciate it, so I'm looking forward to this one more.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Don’t forget to bring Saltines to see the shadow through the holes in the cracker!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Every time the song says "heart," though, you gotta shout "sun" over it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The duration of totality differs depending how near or far you are from the centre of its path. I mean, I’m gonna blast my karaoke version for all to hear anyway. Just sayin’.

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