The worst part about this is that I could actually picture him saying something like that
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Me too. He gish gallops himself into some very weird argument positions.
The first part I straight up ate the onion.
I literally thought that until I saw the community it was posted in lol.
I too, would prefer to die than to talk to Ben Shartpiro about anything. 🤮🤮💩💦
Not gonna lie, onion got my pessimistic ass.
Probably the worst title I’ve read from them. Bravo.
Damn I hate eating onions.
By their spicy taste you can say they hate you too!
I ate it.
such a piece of ass
You think so? He doesn't look like anything special to me, but what do I know?
His sister on the other hand, WHOOO! She could make a guy consider converting, shalom!
I feel guilty to admit I read through her now banned subreddit, the comments on there were hilarious
The most on point Onion article, lol
Which billionaire owns this shit stain again?
The Onion or Been Shapiro? Lol
Hopefully they mean who owns Benny
Sir, the Onion actually puts out most honest social and political commentary than you can get from any "newspaper of record"
The shit stain has some right wing daddy supporting his career.
Isn't Ben Shapiro the kid wonder who never stopped being a kid or something?