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[–] [email protected] 132 points 8 months ago (21 children)

Does anyone actually use touch for its intended purpose? Must be up there with cat.

[–] [email protected] 95 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 76 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Wtf. All these years I thought 'touch' was reference to Michelangelo's Creation of Adam.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago

That's beautiful, bro 🥲

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 91 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

The intended use of touch is to update the timestamp right?

[–] [email protected] 100 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Yeah. It could just as well have issued a file not found error when you try to touch a nonexistent file. And we would be none the wiser about what we're missing in the world.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (3 children)

“Do one thing and do it very well” is the UNIX philosophy after all; if you’re 99% likely to just create that missing file after you get a file not found error, why should touch waste your time?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Because now touch does two things.

Without touch, we could "just" use the shell to create files.

: > foo.txt
[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Touch does one thing from a “contract” perspective:

Ensure the timestamp of is

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Systemd also does one thing from a contract perspective: run your system

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

with this logic, any command that moves, copies or opens a file should just create a new file if it doesn't exist

and now you're just creating new files without realising just because of a typo

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But this directly goes against that philosophy, since now instead of changing timestamps it's also creating files

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

You can pass -c to not create a file, but it does go against the philosophy that it creates them by default instead of that being an option

EDIT: Looking closer into the code, it would appear to maybe be an efficiency thing based on underlying system calls

Without that check, touch just opens a file for writing, with no other filesystem check, and closes it

With that check, touch first checks if the file exists, and then if so opens the file for writing

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

If you touch -c it should work I guess

[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago (2 children)

We use it to trigger service restarts.

touch tmp/service-restart.txt

Using monit to detect the timestamp change and do the actual restart command.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (2 children)

what is cat's use if not seeing whats inside a file?

[–] [email protected] 62 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It is short for concatenate, which is to join things together. You can give it multiple inputs and it will output each one directly following the previous. It so happens to also work with just one input.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It is to use along with split. e.g.

  1. You take a single large file, say 16GB
  2. Use split to break it into multiple files of 4GB
  3. Now you can transfer it to a FAT32 Removable Flash Drive and transfer it to whatever other computer that doesn't have Ethernet.
  4. Here, you can use cat to combine all files into the original file. (preferably accompanied by a checksum)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I sometimes use cat to concatenate files. For example, add a header to a csv file without manually copy and paste it. It’s rare, but at least more frequent than using touch.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago
$ cat file1 > output_file
$ cat file2 >> output_file
$ cat file3 >> output_file

I'm sorry!

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

When you updated a Django server, you were supposed to touch the settings.py file so the server would know to reload your code. (I haven't used any for a long time, so I don't know if it's still the procedure.)

There are many small things that use it.

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[–] noproblemmy 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

cat

Ahhhhh, fuck. I'm quite noob with linux. I got into some rabbit hole trying to read the docs. I found 2 man pages, one is cat(1) and the other cat(1p). Apparently the 1p is for POSIX.

If someone could help me understand... As far as I could understand I would normally be concerned with (1), but what would I need to be doing to be affected by (1p)?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

I used it recently to update the creation date of a bunch of notes. Just wanted them to display in the correct order in Obsidian. Besides that though, always just used it for file creation lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't know anything about Linux but I do love touching cats

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 8 months ago

These are some weird looking dolph--- oh

[–] [email protected] 48 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Remember to confirm consent before touching.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You can only touch in places where you have permission to touch.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] sukhmel 42 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Iseif is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago (1 children)

images-2

Same energy as Joan Cornella's comics

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago (10 children)

Is there a command that's actually just for creating a new file?

[–] gamma 36 points 8 months ago

Nope. If you open a nonexistent path and you have permissions to write to that directory, then that file is created.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Feels dangerous to run. What happens if the file already exists and has something important in it?

touch -a is probably better

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The other command could just be printf '' >> file to not overwrite it. Or even simpler >>file and then interrupt

[–] owsei 10 points 8 months ago (5 children)

or :>>file then you don't need to interrupt

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I'm way to used to doing nano file.txt that I always forget about touch.

Although most times, if I create a file, it's to put something in it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If you need multiple files for testing a script or such: touch file{1..5}.txt

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

As a Linux user, that is truly magical, and beautiful.

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